February 15, 2006, - 12:38 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Was the silicone injected into her chest or her brain? We’re not sure.
But blonde ditz, “Baywatch” skank, and PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) activist, Pamela Anderson, is attacking the State of Kentucky . . . again.
Reports the Louisville Courier-Journal, Ms. Anderson said in a PUTA press release:
It makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether, which is sad because there are so many great people there.
I don’t want to support cruelty to animals, whether it’s forcing horses to race for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate.
As we noted, first, it was Kentucky Fried Chicken and Colonel Sanders. Now, it’s the Kentucky Derby. She thinks it’s cruel to animals, plus she’s mad that KFC is a sponsor.
Strange, these things didn’t seem to bother Pammy the other years she’s attended the Derby (2001 and 2003) with her then-boyfriend, the fur-coat and leather wearing Kid Rock a/k/a Bob Ritchie.
Nor, as we previously noted, does her friends at PUTA’s financial contributions to terrorist groups Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) and Animal Liberation Front (ALF), who’ve burned down buildings and ruined life-saving experiments on animals. (Doesn’t she have Hepatitis C? Were her medications ever tested on animals? We’d bet they were.)
We note that the hypocritical Ms. Anderson’s desired effect on KFC and the State of Kentucky didn’t have the desired effect on those parties, the first time. We predict the same, this time.
We’d suggest Ms. Anderson contact extremist Muslims around the world, who share her hatred for KFC and who’ve had better success in hurting the fried chicken purveyor (it’s a frequent target of Islamic bombings and attacks–here, here, here, here, and here). Maybe, the peroxided infidelette can make up something about how the Derby’s horses drew cartoons of Mohammed.
Not sure that’d fly, though, since as we’ve noted a lot of the horses’ owners, in Kentucky Derbies past, have been Saudis, Dubaians, and other princes from the United Arab Emirates, who had ties to Al-Qaeda.
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