February 15, 2006, - 12:38 pm

Pamela Anderson vs. Kentucky, Part Deux: Something In Common w/ Rioting Muslims

By Debbie Schlussel
Was the silicone injected into her chest or her brain? We’re not sure.
But blonde ditz, “Baywatch” skank, and PUTA (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) activist, Pamela Anderson, is attacking the State of Kentucky . . . again.
Reports the Louisville Courier-Journal, Ms. Anderson said in a PUTA press release:

It makes me want to avoid Kentucky altogether, which is sad because there are so many great people there.
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I don’t want to support cruelty to animals, whether it’s forcing horses to race for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate.

As we noted, first, it was Kentucky Fried Chicken and Colonel Sanders. Now, it’s the Kentucky Derby. She thinks it’s cruel to animals, plus she’s mad that KFC is a sponsor.

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Kentucky Ditzy

Strange, these things didn’t seem to bother Pammy the other years she’s attended the Derby (2001 and 2003) with her then-boyfriend, the fur-coat and leather wearing Kid Rock a/k/a Bob Ritchie.
Nor, as we previously noted, does her friends at PUTA’s financial contributions to terrorist groups Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) and Animal Liberation Front (ALF), who’ve burned down buildings and ruined life-saving experiments on animals. (Doesn’t she have Hepatitis C? Were her medications ever tested on animals? We’d bet they were.)
We note that the hypocritical Ms. Anderson’s desired effect on KFC and the State of Kentucky didn’t have the desired effect on those parties, the first time. We predict the same, this time.
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Infidelatrix Pamela Anderson, Rioting Muslims: Both Hate KFC

(Photos from AP/K.M. Chaudhry, Reuters/Mian Khursheed)

We’d suggest Ms. Anderson contact extremist Muslims around the world, who share her hatred for KFC and who’ve had better success in hurting the fried chicken purveyor (it’s a frequent target of Islamic bombings and attacks–here, here, here, here, and here). Maybe, the peroxided infidelette can make up something about how the Derby’s horses drew cartoons of Mohammed.
Not sure that’d fly, though, since as we’ve noted a lot of the horses’ owners, in Kentucky Derbies past, have been Saudis, Dubaians, and other princes from the United Arab Emirates, who had ties to Al-Qaeda.

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9 Responses

Scratch away that pancake makeup and you’ll find something pretty scary… Not to mention tainted with Hep-C. It speaks volumes that PUTA has this bimbo as it’s mouthpiece. So, sCare yoU Next Tuesday, Pam.

Yiddish Steel on February 15, 2006 at 2:52 pm

I am truly happy to read another communique’ from the People’s Republic of Hollywood.
Really, I am so glad Sarandon, Michael Moore, Richard Gere, George Looney, Springsteen, Sean Penn, and all the other lefty loons are coming out of the closet and being heard.
Too many Americans haven’t been paying attention for so long in the past and now these bozos are doing us a huge favor because I say America, the vast space between the left and right coasts, doesn’t like being told what to do and think by these goofs.
Thanks to these self righteous and self important loons, we have ensured we haven’t had a country ruled by Al Gore and John Kerry. Sure, Bush has plenty of faults, but is better on his worst day than them. I can’t wait till Hollywood tries to foist Hitlary Rotten Clinton on the real America.
How awesome that PUTA has Pam Anderson as a spokesbimbo. (Guinness voice) Brilliant!
BTW, according to http://www.officialusa.com/stateguides/horseracingtracks/, California has 20 horse racking tracks compared to 6 in Kentucky.
In fact, there is the Hollywood Park Track right in her back yard. Maybe she should start there before worrying about Kentucky.

Jeff_W on February 15, 2006 at 4:20 pm

Yid(saving for a trip to israel)steel;Pam rocks.We use the same Vet. ‘Malibu Coast Animal Hospital’.And like it or not there’s no pancake makeup on her at all.

danny on February 15, 2006 at 4:45 pm

I’m more than a little suspicious about the trashing of KFC. I’m thinking that the real issue is the extent to which American fast food is taking over from the traditional cuisine. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that the vendors and restaurant owners are the ones who fanned the flames.
As Woodward and Bernstein once said (or maybe it was Deep Throat) – “follow the money”.

Linda F on February 15, 2006 at 7:18 pm

Pamela got the HCV from Kid Rock. Do you hang with him Debbie?

shleppy on February 15, 2006 at 11:09 pm

Yeah, Pam rocks. She has plenty of rocks in her head.
Send her back to Canada along with Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, among others, eh?

The_Man on February 15, 2006 at 11:36 pm

When it comes to horse racing, Pamela knows what she is talking about….after all, she has been ridden more than Seattle Slew.

petasuxs on February 16, 2006 at 2:41 am

Do you think Deb’s site would get more attention if she got implants like Pams?

Tom on February 16, 2006 at 1:08 pm

I think Pamela Anderson is smoking hotttt, too bad tommy lee (piece of poop) gave her hep. if it wasn’t for that junk(hep) i would love to get some time with her.

Robin Viale on October 6, 2010 at 11:33 am

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