February 15, 2006, - 2:27 pm

“Mr. Burns, You’re Doing a Heckuva Job!”

By Debbie Schlussel
Despite criticism from all around, including from Republicans, President Bush continues to stand by Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns”.
White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan says Chertoff’s “doing a great job”. Sound familiar?
Yup, the President’s support is as deserved as “Brownie, You’re Doing a Heck of a Job” was. With illegal immigration increasing, not being stemmed or even slowed, and with everything under his DHS purview basically a mess, we’re tired of the excuses.

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Inept Chertoff Trying to Distance Himself From Look-alike Mr. Burns

It looks to us that the only thing Mr. Burns is hard at work on these days is changing his facial hair almost as often as Madonna changes underwear. We hear he does not like the “Mr. Burns” appellation we’ve bestowed upon him and is doing everything in his power to change his “separated at birth” look that matches the “Simpsons” character.
It is working because he now has this Clark Gable-esque mustache that belongs –along with his antiquated approach to illegal aliens–back in the ’40s. We think we will have to do a “Studies in Chertoff Facial Hair” retrospective collage.

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3 Responses

I think GWB is a smart guy despite the criticism the MSM always displays. GWB knows exactly what he was doing appointing this inept moron and the ice queen.
Bush wants open borders and put people in place that have no clue.
See the CFR plan for our country (FTAA) which Bush has quoted numerous times in speeches, a One World Government.
http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44965
In this not treason? Bush has had 5 years to do something about illegal immigration and our wide open borders, you be the judge.

ScottyDog on February 15, 2006 at 3:48 pm

Debbie, you are being awfully hard on poor Mr Jerkoff. There is really nothing much at stake here, except some Islamonazi sneaking a nuke into the country. Or maybe Osama staying at Algore’s place for a few weeks.
Will America give Bush a mandate to secure the borders? The left will fight it tooth and nail. These are their political clients. I’m afraid the mandate wil come after an atrocity that dwarfs 9/11.

Mark McGilvray on February 15, 2006 at 6:10 pm

Debbie, Chertoff now looks like John Waters, the director, with the moustache. He was recently in the Seed of Chuckie movie.
OHMIGOSH, YOU ARE SO RIGHT!
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Jeff_W on February 16, 2006 at 12:04 pm

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