February 16, 2006, - 5:16 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh! Ann Coulter has been caught voting at the wrong precinct, and all of Palm Beach–plus Blue State America–is abuzz.
I can understand why Ann registered to vote at her real estate agent’s Palm Beach home, instead of her own new $1.8 million dollar Palm Beach house ($1.8 mill gets you a mere shack in Palm Beach; just ask our friend, Rush). I have a ton of stalkers and harassers, of sundry backgrounds, so I can’t even begin to imagine how many Ann has.
And if you register to vote, that address becomes a public record accessible to any and all crazies. It’s a problem. In my case, I’m worried about extremist Muslims who’ve said they will rape and kill me, one of whom is still in this country (we don’t know where). It’s not an option for either Ann or me to live “off the grid.”
Still, Ann must know that liberals and reporters (is that redundant?) are always watching her every move.
I have been hard on Islamic terrorists and extremists, like Islamic Jihad founder/leader Sami Al-Arian and his brother-in-law Mazen Al-Najjar, who register to vote illegally here. I’ve always believed they should face stiff penalties for voter fraud, including registering to vote when you are not eligible.
But this is different. Ann is an American citizen and not engaged in funding schemes for the jihad. Again, she voted in the wrong PRECINCT, not a different state, not even a different city.
But the most revealing thing here is that Ann’s real estate agent is a big-mouth. When reporters called to talk she should have zipped her lips. She gave liberals and haters all over a lot of fodder and grounds for a possible felony charge against Ann for voter fraud. Not smart.
I predict that the next time Ann buys property in Florida, she’ll be squired around by a new, more silent realtor.
Tags: Ann Coulter, brother-in-law, Debbie Schlussel Uh, Florida, founder /leader, Islamic Jihad, Mazen Al-Najjar, Palm Beach, real estate agent, RUSH, Sami Al-Arian, USD