February 16, 2006, - 5:16 pm

Blabbermouth: Ann Coulter’s Real Estate Agent

By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh! Ann Coulter has been caught voting at the wrong precinct, and all of Palm Beach–plus Blue State America–is abuzz.
I can understand why Ann registered to vote at her real estate agent’s Palm Beach home, instead of her own new $1.8 million dollar Palm Beach house ($1.8 mill gets you a mere shack in Palm Beach; just ask our friend, Rush). I have a ton of stalkers and harassers, of sundry backgrounds, so I can’t even begin to imagine how many Ann has.
And if you register to vote, that address becomes a public record accessible to any and all crazies. It’s a problem. In my case, I’m worried about extremist Muslims who’ve said they will rape and kill me, one of whom is still in this country (we don’t know where). It’s not an option for either Ann or me to live “off the grid.”
Still, Ann must know that liberals and reporters (is that redundant?) are always watching her every move.

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I have been hard on Islamic terrorists and extremists, like Islamic Jihad founder/leader Sami Al-Arian and his brother-in-law Mazen Al-Najjar, who register to vote illegally here. I’ve always believed they should face stiff penalties for voter fraud, including registering to vote when you are not eligible.
But this is different. Ann is an American citizen and not engaged in funding schemes for the jihad. Again, she voted in the wrong PRECINCT, not a different state, not even a different city.
But the most revealing thing here is that Ann’s real estate agent is a big-mouth. When reporters called to talk she should have zipped her lips. She gave liberals and haters all over a lot of fodder and grounds for a possible felony charge against Ann for voter fraud. Not smart.
I predict that the next time Ann buys property in Florida, she’ll be squired around by a new, more silent realtor.

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DS, come on…in the overwhelmingly Democratic City of Detroit, if someone shows up at the wrong precinct, Republican checker-challengers IMMEDIATELY point out the indiscretion and attempt to strike the vote as being illegitimate.
But…if what Ann Coulter did was “different”, then I would hope that anyone who is standing up for Ms. Coulter on this one will also stand down against perceived “voter fraud” (i.e. by not calling it voter fraud when someone shows up at the wrong precinct…which in 99.9% of cases is accidental, as opposed to deliberate…a point which I feel I won’t harp on in Ms. Coulter’s case) in predominantly Democratic precincts come this November’s election.
Is that fair for me to be asking?

DetroitWonk on February 16, 2006 at 6:12 pm

This reporter is a moron. It makes no sense to blame Ann for this minor glitch.

InplainviewMonitor on February 16, 2006 at 6:54 pm

Ann’s journalistic method: http://www.rathergood.com/vid/

InplainviewMonitor on February 16, 2006 at 7:36 pm

-silent realtor- -are two words that can never go together.She was dumb thinking so.

danny on February 16, 2006 at 7:47 pm

Agree this isn’t much of an issue to get worked up about. I just wonder why so many people flock to Coulter when there are so many smart conservatives we can listen to like Debbie, or G. Gordon Liddy (well, ignoring his past), or William F. Buckley, or Tony Blankley. Though at least Coulter is man enough to debate people even if poorly, unlike cowards such as Limbaugh.

hqsbud on February 16, 2006 at 9:36 pm

How nice of Ann, she is afraid someone may harm her so she gives another woman’s address. She spews hate day after day and uses an innocent woman to hide behind, what a coward.
Debbie, if you are so worried about stalkers you might start by taking the the f-me picture off your blog.
You right wing women are a scream.

JMN on February 16, 2006 at 10:12 pm

JMN- I think you left wing “men” are a scream, accusing conservatives of being sexist but make remarks like that about women all the time. What’s funny is, I get a lot of liberals accusing me of having a “madonna/whore complex” where there are no gray areas about women. But they have even less gray areas than me, to them all ugly women are madonnas and all pretty women are whores.
Anyway, Debbie you should invest in firearms since you’re apparently single. Some of the kinds of people you bravely risk your life exposing are real creeps.

KnightoftheImpaler on February 16, 2006 at 10:50 pm

Debbie, you don’t understand, I won’t be ignored….hopefully I can make it back to Michigan when that pesky restraining order expires soon…LOL, I keed I keed!
I just think it was pretty pathetic and childish of the reporter publishing Ann’s address. Just another silly attempt to try to make Ann look bad by the silly media.
I think Ann Coulter is great at what she does. She’s provocative, like some other blonde hottie I know, but I love her brashness and I think she’s very smart as she knows she’s not trying to be Liddy or Buckley.
I remember a time a while back when all the conservative women were great but not exactly media friendly, but now I think it’s supremely cool we conservatives have great women like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and especially Debbie Schlussel among others who are much more appealing these days.

The_Man on February 16, 2006 at 10:59 pm

I am sorry KnightoftheImpaler you misunderstood me, I never said Miss Debbie was a whore I just implied she plays one on the internets.

JMN on February 17, 2006 at 1:10 am

I find it wierd that people comment on how Debbie looks in her picture rather than the content of the article.
MLK’s words are missing the mark.

P. Aaron on February 17, 2006 at 11:25 am

P.Aaron ;That’s all they got in their heads.Not a bit of insight or content.That’s what makes posts on these sites so great for them.A feeling of power where they have none in their crappy life.

danny on February 17, 2006 at 11:33 am

Oh Danny Boy, I made the point that I thought it rather cowardly that a woman reported by Little Debbie to be afraid of stalkers and crazies would actually give another WOMAN’S address. This had everything to do with the story, but probably made too much sense for you to notice.
The other point you missed? If you are worried about stalkers why put a f-me picture on your blog? Advertising?

JMN on February 17, 2006 at 12:25 pm

Why doesn’t Ann just vote in New Orleans like the rest of us?! Oops, wrong party!!

Rumbear on February 17, 2006 at 1:04 pm

And, Danny, your last post “of insight or content” was…..???
All I can recall you ever post is name calling, such as recently calling Thee_Bruno “white trash”, and using foul language which you’ve had to be warned about if I recall.
Hello pot, meet kettle.

The_Man on February 17, 2006 at 9:07 pm

I love the moveable morality employed here. When people showed up to vote in previous elections in the same City ( Miami) and they were in the wrong precinct, they were not permitted to vote. Of course the were poor and black and lived out near the airport. Blaming the real estate agent? please.

Patco13 on June 2, 2006 at 8:18 pm

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