October 13, 2009, - 3:38 am
Why do I care enough to comment about Miley Cyrus? Because, sadly, too many young American girls idolize this piece of trash daughter of a stupid one-hit wonder who is now living vicariously through her. And, unfortunately, this chick has waaaay too much influence on young girls, whether it’s her gyrating on a stripper pole because her father, Billy Ray Cyrus (a “Great American,” according to Sean Vannity), told her to, endorsing gay marriage, starring in the “Sex & the City” hags movie sequel, or now this–her stupid rap video, which is laugh out loud lame. It reminds me of that stupid White traffic chick down South, trying to rap her traffic report on the news. Hey, White chicks, whya gotta pretend ta act all ghetto? You just look stooopid. I asked White people to stop rapping, but they didn’t listen.
This Cyrus chick is a stark answer to the question of why young Americans are idiots and our country is doomed. They suckle on this crap and girls like this are their idols. Incredibly, at the time I write this, over three million stupid “Americans of tomorrow” watched Virus’ chintzy rap video about why she deleted her Twitter account. Oh, and my new favorite rapper: it’s Peter Coffin, who has a great, classic rap response (second video) to Miley Virus, or is that, Viley Cyrus? (Tip to Peter: it’s “insIpid,” not insEpid, but you got the gist right.)
“Tweetin’ ’bout pimples”? More like, you are a pimple, Hannah Montana on a stripper pole.
It’s like Christmas before Winter. Word.
Tags: Billy Ray Cyrus, deleted Twitter account, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, Miley Virus, Peter Coffin, Twitter, video, Viley Cyrus