March 2, 2006, - 2:36 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Guess who Dubai Ports World hired as its lobbyist to get its rotten ports deal through the firestorm? (He says he will lobby the White House, and his firm, in which he shares profits as a partner, was hired by DP World.)
Why, it’s none other than Mr. Erectile Dysfunction. Remember him? Mr. ED? (Plus, there’s that Pepsi ad he did with Skank-a-saurus, Britney Spears.) Looks like he’s now getting his blue pills from Dubai. From Viagra and Britney to Islamist Dubai, which boycotts Israel and the Jews.
It raises ethical questions. After all, pillow talk is the most effective form of lobbying his Senator wife. . . especially after he pops that little blue pill. Bob Dole, you’ve regressed a long way, baby. Dubai Ports World: The New Viagra.
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