March 10, 2006, - 3:58 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
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On this site, we’ve documented the ceaseless parade of brain-addled celebs who think they are Mid-East saviors in the Arab-Israeli conflict. The latest is Ms. Crotch Shot a/k/a Sharon Stone.
In Israel, this week, she said she “would kiss just about anybody” if it would put an end to conflict in the region. Do we really want the most used piece of equipment in the gym spreading her germs throughout Israel? Well, at least, the has-been silver screen skank didn’t offer crotch views as she did in “Basic Instinct.” Her career is so over that she’s shooting “Basic Instinct 2,” with more of the same.
Here is an excerpt from ITV’s coverage of the wannabe Mid-East scholar, with my commentary in bold, brackets (this woman is the epitome of pretentious):
Stone, who is on a five day visit to the area has attended several peace conferences and workshops over the last three days.
[DS: When will the day come when actresses go back to ACTING in movies, instead of B-movie acting in real-life as wannabe diplomats? (Are crotch shots acting?) And are there any burqa workshops to which we can send Ms. Stone?]
Her visit, which coincided with Women’s Day on Wednesday was sponsored by the Peres Centre for Peace, founded by Nobel Peace laureate Shimon Peres.
[DS: Aha! Shimon Peres and his unduly named “peace” center. This man is the ARCHITECT of the Oslo “Peace” Accords. In the 13 years since this lousy, absurd “agreement,” more Israelis were murdered by Islamic Palestinians than in any other 13 year period in Israeli history. Peace, indeed. More like PIECE . . . of meaningless paper.]
Stone said that she could not solve the conflict between Israel and the Palestinians but that she could use her fame to help encourage peace efforts.
[DS: No way–Sharon Stone can’t solve the conflict? You’re kidding. She couldn’t even save her ex-husband from a Comodo Dragon. And guess what? The aged skank’s “fame” (for a crotch shot!) won’t help encourage peace efforts, either. Though, some gratuitous crotch scenes for some HAMAS-niks might take their attention away from blowing up Jews for a few seconds. Hey Sharon, how ’bout some lunch at Sbarro or Mike’s Bar?]
During her visit, Stone played football with a mixed group of Israeli and Palestinian children on Wednesday and later visited Israeli hospitals that care for Palestinian children.
[DS: Here’s an idea. How about crotch-woman taking a trip to the Palestinian Authority to see if she can find a football (soccer) game with a mixed group of Israeli and Palestinian children there. Ditto for a Palestinian hospital that cares for Israeli children. That will take quite a while and keep her off our silver screens for a bit.]
Here’s more of Crotchy Stone’s psychobabble from Yediot Achronot:
Stone, for her part, told Peres “I admire you, sir, so greatly, it’s beyond discussion or I would just sit here in a puddle of tears. That I can sit here beside you is my greatest achievement.”
Stone added that she plans on doing everything in her power to promote joint projects for Israeli and Palestinian children.
“The future of our children depends on now,” she said. “We can’t go on killing in the name of our children’s future. They need us to make a decision today and never turn our backs on it that is the instinct of the maternal, of creation, of peace.”
[DS: Hello? . . . Who is killing whom? When was the last time an Israeli blew himself up in a Palestinian pizza shop or cafe?]
“It’s time for women to be part of negotiations, because they have a different language,” she said. “Imagine ‘I was considering going to war, let’s discuss, let’s consider the other angles.’
Stone also claimed that “women consider thoughts and feelings more than men” regarding the conflict.
Uh-huh. Tell that to all the female homicide bombers. . . and their dead, innocent victims.
Would it be too much to ask this woman to go see ISRAELI and JEWISH victims of terror? Would it be too much to ask this woman to stop equating the Israeli victims of terror with those who hate and attacked them?
Yes, apparently it would be too much. But a crotch shot on the big screen? Now, you’re talking.
**** UPDATE, 03/12/06: Vanity Fair’s James Wolcott is very angry about my attack on Sharon Stone. But he’s not so angry at his friends at the Neo-Nazi Vanguard News Network who confirm their affinity for Wolcott’s words and writings. Boy did I ever call that one.
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