March 12, 2006, - 6:45 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh. Looks like I made Vanity Fair Contributing Editor James Wolcott (and some of his neo-Nazi readers) v-e-e-e-e-ry upset with my comments about Sharon Stone, Mid-East Scholar. He’s mad that I called Ms. Stone, “crotch-woman”–so mad that he’s alerted us to his Stone-on-Schlussel fantasy (which I assure him is all it will ever be). TMI (Too Much Information), James.
Here’s a bit of a reminder to Mr. Wolcott. Guess what Sharon Stone is known for? Don’t remember? THIS “acting achievement” is what she is known for (photo below). . . .
So Wolcott’s angry I dared call crotchy, “crotch-woman.” Next, he’ll be mad I called Jenna Jameson a porn star and Larry Flynt a pornographer. Because, well, like Stone, they are all such classy, dignified people, and we can’t dare say an undelicate thing about them.
While I’d beg to differ with what Wolcott calls me–”Dairy Queen’s answer to Ann Coulter”–I’m not in a position to argue. After all, judging from Mr. Wolcott’s appearance, he’s clearly a Dairy Queen connoisseur and has obviously dropped far more coin there than at Jenny Craig.
The thing I must, however, take issue with is his comparison of me to MSNBC’s Monica Crowley. The pretentious Monica Crowley is an established plagiarist (see also, here), while everything I write is either my own and true, or properly attributed (and true). (In fact, one of Crowley’s conservative former professors told me he believes Crowley’s Ph.D. thesis and two Nixon books also contain plagiarized–and wholly made-up–material. Meet the white, blonde, female Jayson Blair.)
Finally, I note that with the traffic Mr. Wolcott brought to my site, came companion traffic from the neo-Nazi Vanguard News Network, which apparently took notice of and agrees with Wolcott’s work. Hmmm . . . Wolcott, far-left of Vanity Fair, and the Neo-nazis versus me. Glad I’m on the right side. Just wondering how you like your side, James Wolcott. Rather comfy with the company, I presume.
****UPDATE 03/13/06: Neo-nazi website Vanguard News Network confirms its affinity for the words and writings of lefty Vanity Fair contributor James Wolcott. Boy did I ever call that one.
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