March 12, 2006, - 6:45 pm

Vanity Fair’s James Wolcott: Neo-Nazi Sharon-Stone-on-Schlussel Fantasy

By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh. Looks like I made Vanity Fair Contributing Editor James Wolcott (and some of his neo-Nazi readers) v-e-e-e-e-ry upset with my comments about Sharon Stone, Mid-East Scholar. He’s mad that I called Ms. Stone, “crotch-woman”–so mad that he’s alerted us to his Stone-on-Schlussel fantasy (which I assure him is all it will ever be). TMI (Too Much Information), James.
Here’s a bit of a reminder to Mr. Wolcott. Guess what Sharon Stone is known for? Don’t remember? THIS “acting achievement” is what she is known for (photo below). . . .

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Crotch Ambassador: Sharon Stone, Modest Mid-East Scholar

So Wolcott’s angry I dared call crotchy, “crotch-woman.” Next, he’ll be mad I called Jenna Jameson a porn star and Larry Flynt a pornographer. Because, well, like Stone, they are all such classy, dignified people, and we can’t dare say an undelicate thing about them.
While I’d beg to differ with what Wolcott calls me–”Dairy Queen’s answer to Ann Coulter”–I’m not in a position to argue. After all, judging from Mr. Wolcott’s appearance, he’s clearly a Dairy Queen connoisseur and has obviously dropped far more coin there than at Jenny Craig.
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Vanity Fair Lefty James Wolcott, Dairy Queen Connoisseur

The thing I must, however, take issue with is his comparison of me to MSNBC’s Monica Crowley. The pretentious Monica Crowley is an established plagiarist (see also, here), while everything I write is either my own and true, or properly attributed (and true). (In fact, one of Crowley’s conservative former professors told me he believes Crowley’s Ph.D. thesis and two Nixon books also contain plagiarized–and wholly made-up–material. Meet the white, blonde, female Jayson Blair.)
Finally, I note that with the traffic Mr. Wolcott brought to my site, came companion traffic from the neo-Nazi Vanguard News Network, which apparently took notice of and agrees with Wolcott’s work. Hmmm . . . Wolcott, far-left of Vanity Fair, and the Neo-nazis versus me. Glad I’m on the right side. Just wondering how you like your side, James Wolcott. Rather comfy with the company, I presume.
****UPDATE 03/13/06: Neo-nazi website Vanguard News Network confirms its affinity for the words and writings of lefty Vanity Fair contributor James Wolcott. Boy did I ever call that one.

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10 Responses

Wolcott is like Maureen Dowd with a penis (albeit, a very small one which he hasn’t seen in many years since he’s so damn fat.).

Yiddish Steel on March 12, 2006 at 8:04 pm

I read his blog entry. He likes Sharon because she was a good interview and nice to him so he thinks Debbie is mean. Um, OK. Is that it?

The_Man on March 13, 2006 at 1:07 am

Nope, JW is not particularly upset, neither he has any particualr love for Sharon Stone. Rather, he is amused to watch this absurd catfight.
http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/03/blonde_on_blond.php

InplainviewMonitor on March 13, 2006 at 1:11 am

I’m amused at Mr. Walcott for being amused.

Jeff_W on March 13, 2006 at 8:57 am

Is that photo really James Wolcott or is it Jon Lovitz?
Wolcott wrote of his enoromous repsect for Robert “I deserve to be beaten” Fisk – that tells you all about his politics.

Ripper on March 13, 2006 at 9:11 am

Now I can sleep since I know The Fat Man who’s responsible for making a case for the world’s most overrated beaver shot.

jaywilton on March 13, 2006 at 9:59 am

i became familiar with Monica in NYC when she became a staple on WABC…and like most talk-radio schmucks…she basically regurgitates the Drudge Report. One of the reasons i DIG you Deb is because you ARE an original.

EminemsRevenge on March 13, 2006 at 11:38 am

I enjoy your blog and think you are doing G-d’s work but let’s face it Debbie, other attractive women seem to bring out the Schlussel claws. Who cares how Sharon Stone got famous: she’s hot and sympathetic to Israel.

shleppy on March 13, 2006 at 12:44 pm

What does “Dairy Queen’s answer to Ann Coulter” mean?
I am assuming he’s calling Debbie a Coulter wannabe, but what does the “Dairy Queen” reference mean?

The_Man on March 13, 2006 at 11:00 pm

He looks sort of like a cross between Al Capone and Danny DeVito.

KnightoftheImpaler on March 14, 2006 at 1:20 am

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