April 16, 2007, - 11:49 am

This is a Network News Anchor?!: Katie’s “Hot Like Me” Ringtone, “2-Mommy” Household

By Debbie Schlussel
A More Magazine interview with CBS News Anchor Katie Couric leaves you wondering:

Vapid teen valley-girl . . . or next female teacher most likely to have sex with her students?

It certainly doesn’t make you think: Serious national broadcast news anchor, but it’s no change from her previous “Bite Me,” America, comment.
Some excerpts, as reprinted in the Detroit Free Press:

More’s Amy Wilentz interviewed Couric — whose cell phone features the ring tone of the Pussycat Dolls’ “Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me.” . . .

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“They [viewers] seem to think it’s like I’ve had a lobotomy”

Yes, that sounds about right.

* About her nanny and housekeeper, Lori Beth Meyer, whom Couric calls her wife: “We try to discourage all of her relationships! We always joke in the household that the girls have two mommies, that we’re a family, but a ‘different kind of family.’ But seriously, I couldn’t be me without Lori Beth. And by the way, she rules with an iron fist.”

Hmmm . . . Sounds like there’s only one mom in that household. And it ain’t the one with the “Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me” ringtone.

* About her 10-year-old daughter, Carrie: “She doesn’t like the way I smack my lips. She’s always, like, ‘Look, Mom, you just did it again.’ If she had her way, she’d be happy only if I stopped breathing.”

She’s not the only one, Katie.
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Unhinged Katie Couric to America: “Bite Me”
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5 Responses

Katie Couric is reminiscent of the obnoxious, self-righteous sorority bitch you always wanted to get drunk and pass around like a bad virus. It doesn’t surpirse me that she has the “Cheeto” Girls on her phone…so much for her taste in music. MMMMMMM, so she discourages all of her nanny’s relationships, eh? Hey, it’s not like she couldn’t find a replacement in a heartbeat now, is it? Looks like she and Rosie O’Blowholw have a little more in common than just being poster babes for liberal lechery!

1shot1kill on April 16, 2007 at 3:15 pm

You all are idiots. Have you ever even met her? Didn’t thinks so. I happen to actually KNOW her and she is one of the most fun, intellectual, interesting, beautiful people alive and you idiots cannot see that. Give her a f#$%ing break people. Honestly, all you care about are dumb republicans and having male-white power. And first of all… Don’t Cha is by the Pussy Cat Dolls. And for the record… this is her daughter Carrie and I’m twelve… get it right dumbutts.

ccm on March 13, 2008 at 7:39 pm

SHAME ON YOU DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL. YOU ARE JUST EFFING JEALOUS. SCREW YOU.

ccm on March 13, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Such hate dripping from your lips. i wonder what it is? I bet once you find out Katie Couric is jewish, u change your tune.

Thom Thornton on May 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm

Hey, hey, hey! Leave Schlussel alone! She can’t help it that the Republican Party is based on hate and fear. It’s not like she founded it… she just got suckered into it.

db on May 29, 2013 at 12:49 am

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