April 30, 2007, - 3:31 pm

Animal-Free?: Skip the Pamela Anderson Magic Show

by Debbie Schlussel
If you’re visiting Vegas and like to eat tasty animals, skip Hans Klok’s “The Beauty of Magic” show at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Carino.
Silicone Valley and Bawatch/PETA ditz Pamela Anderson will be magician Hans Kok’s assistant, making $1,000,000 per month for four months. That means–we presume–that the show will not involve any magic tricks involving animals.
Says Pamela-Whamela:

I love magic! I love doing things out of the ordinary and of course I’m always up for an adventure, as this will definitely be one. I knew that one day my dream of being a Vegas showgirl would come true — even better a magician’s assistant. It’s every girl’s fantasy. I’m thrilled!

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Ditzy Magician’s Assistant Wants to Make Your Meat, Leather Disappear

I love magic, too. My favorite trick is making this airhead animal rights nincompoop disappear.
Since Anderson has declared war on KFC, Col. Sanders, and pretty much anything involving meat, leather, and other necessary animal products, it’s time to declare war on her. Don’t help her get a cool mill per month, while she tries to take away your right to eat the foods and wear the materials of your choice.
Just say no to the PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) Blow-up Doll, er . . . Poster Girl.
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For the record, because the only kosher KFC locations are in Israel, I do not eat there and have never had Kentucky Fried Chicken. But I support meat-eaters’ rights to eat there in peace, Pam Anderson-free.

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3 Responses

Debbie, sometimes, the truth is so damn painful. ONLY in America can a dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks nitwit like dumbalina “live the dream”. It’s so painful to think that there are so many people out there, especially in uniform, who deserve so much more than this shallow, ignorant, mental dwarf.

FreeAmerican on April 30, 2007 at 4:30 pm

“Ditzy Magician’s Assistant Wants to Make Your Meat, Leather Disappear”
Did any other guy read that caption and get a second meaning? Is that referring to her well known video?

Jeff_W on May 1, 2007 at 12:09 pm

i agree with your analysis…care to talk magic drop me aline i’m an east coast magician…hope to hear from you ulick m

ulick mahoney on January 6, 2010 at 1:16 am

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