May 10, 2007, - 10:41 am

Live from DHS’ Recruitment Expo: “Um, We Don’t Know What ICE Does”

By Debbie Schlussel
As I told you on Monday, the Department of Homeland Security had a recruitment “Expo” at the Ronald Reagan Federal Building on Tuesday. I wrote about how ad inserts in Friday newspapers all over Washington, DC specifically excluded ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) from the “Law Enforcement” category. I also told you, yesterday, about ICE Chieftess Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess” held a meeting on Tuesday with her top flunkees and yes-men/women to “find out” (well, not really; but just to ask and pretend she cares to “find out”) why morale at the agency is so low–at the bottom of 230 federal agencies.
Now, we come to find out that the situation is even more dire than we’d earlier diagnosed. ICE job recruiters aren’t sure what the agency does or how to take applications. This comes from one of the job-seeking attendees who was there on Tuesday:

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I attended the job fair at the Reagan building yesterday and the ICE people had no clue or idea about the Cyber Crimes Center or what their mission was. They wouldn’t even accept my resume` or talk to me about it. Pretty discouraging to say the least. I hear every day that the agency is going downhill very fast and never really wanted to believe it but now.

Believe it. And people wonder why we have problems stemming the illegal alien tide of 20-million and growing? This is a job-seeker with ICE experience who eagerly wants to work for ICE while so many are leaving. And they managed to turn him/her off, too. Way to go. Hate to quote Michael Dukakis, but “the fish rots from the head down.” And a certain Princess and Skeletor at the top are beyond smelling kinda rotten.
BTW, we’re not sure of the religious beliefs of this ICE job-seeker. And since photos from the ad for the DHS recruiting affair made it clear that they’re looking for religious Muslim extremists (a redundant phrase) and other “minorities” only, well . . . do the math.

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The New Homeland Security: We Seek Muslims & Unqualified Incompetents

(Julie Myers Diet Coke by David Lunde/Lundesigns)

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4 Responses

Don’t have time to trackback to the genius who couldn’t see the parallels between the gypsies and Jews and the blanket *Auslander Raus!* movement that is rampant today, but Herr O’Reilly showed how important RIF—reading IS fundamental—last night: http://www.foxnews.com/video2/player06.html?051007/051007_oreilly_schaper&OReilly_Factor&Giving%20Sanctuary&acc&Politics&-1&News&311&&&new
Gotta get me a copy of that REPUBLICAN BIBLE where a parable about why you should pay taxes USURPS GOD’S LAW!!!

EminemsRevenge on May 11, 2007 at 12:45 pm

Maybe DHS/ICE should recruit in Arlington inside “Stone Hot Pizza”? The only halal pizza joint in Arlington, Virginia.

Nuggler on May 11, 2007 at 10:56 pm

A fish doesn’t rot from the head down, it all rots at the same time. I hate that saying.

steve ventry on May 12, 2007 at 9:54 am

Hmmm…im a BIG Debbie supporter,but it seems to me like she may have gotten it wrong here. I believe that the applicant was asking information about C3 (the Computer Crimes Center, an obscure section of ICE that unless you work cybercrimes or child porn, you may not know “what they do” or “what their mission is”…

CapitalistPig on May 13, 2007 at 9:38 am

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