December 7, 2009, - 9:44 am
Hmmm . . . in light of the fact that the sixth female paramour (and counting) of Tiger Woods has now outed herself in the bad reality show that is our current world, methinks Nike–one of Mr. Woods’ biggest sponsors/endorsements–should amend it’s slogan to . . .
. . . Just Do Them. Or in the case of Mr. Woods, perhaps it’s Just Do Him.
Wow, this is getting really embarrassing. Soon, he’ll have enough women for a real, Saudi-style harem. I think I’m gonna call him “Sheikh Tiger” from now on. It’s only appropriate since he now his has own Sheikdom in Judenrein Dubai, “The Tiger Woods Dubai.” He’ll fit right in.
Hmmm . . . 72 skanks v. 72 virgins.
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