May 29, 2007, - 10:55 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett–Not Related.
Geeky Billionaire so desperate for cool, rocker hipness; Aging Millionaire Rocker so desperate for prestige of billionaire investment genius relation, that both take DNA test.
Close but no cigar . . . or blood relation. But, I’m sure that the richer Buffett is still welcome in Margaritaville, so long as he provides the cheeseburgers.
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