May 29, 2007, - 10:55 am

Important Scientific Discovery of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel
Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett–Not Related.
Geeky Billionaire so desperate for cool, rocker hipness; Aging Millionaire Rocker so desperate for prestige of billionaire investment genius relation, that both take DNA test.
Close but no cigar . . . or blood relation. But, I’m sure that the richer Buffett is still welcome in Margaritaville, so long as he provides the cheeseburgers.

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6 Responses

Don’t be harsh with Warren. If W were as successful in his job as Warren is in his, the terrorists would all be looking for other lines of work.
“Thinking ahead” is a required skill when you are commander-in-chief. Maybe Warren should try an M&A the U.S. Defense Department and another with the State Department.

Happiness Pursuer on May 29, 2007 at 11:25 am

Who gives a blue fuck whether or not they’re related? Like that REALLY has a significant impact on today’s woes regarding world politics and government!

1shot1kill on May 29, 2007 at 11:54 am

We need a DNA test between Bush 41 and Bush 43.
Something got lost between we won- let’s get the hell out of here and we won- let’s stick around and get our tails beat.

Happiness Pursuer on May 29, 2007 at 12:20 pm

Gee… What next?! Maybe David Bowie & Sam Bowie (Former NBA Center) will submit to DNA tests to determine family lineage.

Yiddish Steel on May 29, 2007 at 1:31 pm

But, I thought we were all from Africa.

steve ventry on May 29, 2007 at 9:51 pm

MAYBE Warren and Jimmy arenít relatedÖbut we sure do like Warren when he is available to counsel the Government of Canada about hedge fundsÖin secretive, videotaped, closed-door sessions: http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/financialpost/story.html?id=2edd06f0-21c5-4741-b458-1bc34e502ebf&k=87446

The Canadien on May 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm

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