May 29, 2007, - 4:15 pm

Porn Nation: Detroit Newsistan’s Stripper “Journalism”

By Debbie Schlussel
While most newspapers around the country, yesterday, were front and center about Memorial Day, The Detroit Newsistan gave us something “extra.”
In a feature about the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, we got this interesting shot, below, and equally interesting caption. The caption states that these two women are promoting “another event.” Gee, with such haute couture garb like that I wonder what type of “event” it could be. I’m sure it has nothing to do with G-strings and that job women work “just until I can afford to pay for college.”
You don’t have to be a prude to disdain the promotion of strippers in the articles of a supposedly “respectable,” major, “mainstream” Detroit newspaper. It figures that this is the Detroit newspaper dominated and controlled by Pan-Islamists and Islamofascist sympathizers. Strippers and Islam, the pet causes of the Detroit Newsistan. Nice combo. Remember “The Pink Pony“?

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Classy paper we’ve got. The Detroit Newsistan has sunken to a new, sleazy low.

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6 Responses

Yeah indeed. And we’re suppose to call those two things in the picture “hawt” becuase society thinks they are.

Squirrel3D on May 29, 2007 at 5:53 pm

So we should put them in a burqa, right???
What’s freedom called when you’re only “free” to do what an unchosen few deem APPROPRIATE?
I’M NO PRUDE. AND I’M AGAINST BURQAS (EXCEPT FOR ROSIE O’DONNELL) AND CLOTHING RESTRICTIONS (BUT YOU CAN’T RUN AROUND NAKED). BUT I DON’T NEED TO SEE STRIPPERS PROMOTED IN A SUPPOSEDLY RESPECTABLE NEWSPAPER.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

EminemsRevenge on May 29, 2007 at 6:06 pm

Uh..Debbie…I think you made a mistake. It would not be called a burqa on rosie. It would be called a tent!

jj on May 29, 2007 at 9:09 pm

Did you happen to notice how the photo is cropped? The word ‘SLUS’ at the top of the photo suggests a truer meaning and might be a more apt caption. And you don’t have to speak with a lisp to understand what I am talking about.
Me thinks there is some Freudian slippage going on. LOL.

zyzzyg on May 30, 2007 at 9:02 am

Hey “EnemasRevenge”…why don’t you just go back to your issue of BlueBoy Magazine.

1shot1kill on May 30, 2007 at 9:06 am

I never got the whore look, especially with the high heels and crap. I don’t think most guys like it. I like nice girls.

steve ventry on June 1, 2007 at 10:21 am

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