May 30, 2007, - 3:12 pm

EXCLUSIVE: Has-Been Actor Andrew Shue Says, “Get Rid of Men’s Basketball & Football Programs”

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember Andrew Shue–the dopey, annoying girlie-man neighbor on the ’90s FOX nighttime soap, “Melrose Place”?
Well, now Shue and his sister, Elisabeth Shue–most memorable as the Karate Kid’s girlfriend–have made a feminist, girl power soccer movie, “Gracie,” in theaters Friday. I interviewed the arrogant Shue regarding this propaganda movie for girls, and he uttered the following outrage:

Once we get rid of all of the college men’s basketball and football programs, then things will be great. Then we won’t need Title IX, anymore.

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Shue was completely arrogant and wore a pajama top to the interview. What an ass! Stay tuned for my column on this absurd movie, where all the men are extreme misogynists, and unless they play on boys sports teams, the girls are sluts.
The movie is based on Shue’s pre-Karate Kid life, when she fought to play soccer on her high school boys soccer team. Big whoop.
Glad to see that Andrew Shue has graduated from crummy soap operas to all-out hate-men feminism. I repeat: What an ass!

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11 Responses

What REAL MAN would even know what Melrose Place is??? If i didn’t listen to Stern i’d never have heard of it.

EminemsRevenge on May 30, 2007 at 3:43 pm

Quote by Andie (with an IE, not EW) Shue:
“Once we get rid of all of the college men’s basketball and football programs, then things will be great. Then we won’t need Title IX, anymore.”
Who’s we? Besides, without many of the Men’s programs, Colleges wouldn’t be able to subsidize many of the Women’s sports (which lose money).

Rich B on May 30, 2007 at 5:30 pm

We….we who? Your girlie psychonut friends with no balls? Look pal, you stand for nothing, you lost your “man card” long ago, and you probably gotten beaten up all the time when you were a kid becuase your piss-ass couldn’t fight. No one is gonna see your little movie, except Witches 5-types that wants the meaning of manhood eliminated from our society.

Squirrel3D on May 30, 2007 at 5:46 pm

I bet he got his ass kicked in Highschool. Personally I doubt he ever had a “man-card”. Maybe he should try out for women’s sports. I bet he pees sitting down!

OneIrishJew on May 30, 2007 at 6:31 pm

If it weren’t for football, the only program in the black where I went to college, there would be no money for arrogant midget actors like him to play Soccer, or his girl teams.

code7 on May 30, 2007 at 7:18 pm

Why doesn’t Shue get rid of himself? He was probably rejected by every sports team for being too gaunt. The most he could amount to is being an actor for soap operas akin to most emanciated slutty boychicks.

Jew Chick on May 30, 2007 at 10:42 pm

Real men play football. Lawn fairies play futbol.

dm60462 on May 31, 2007 at 8:15 am

“feminist, girl power soccer”
Isn’t that redundant? Sis used to be hot, though.

Jeff_W on May 31, 2007 at 9:57 am

And here I thought that Elisabeth Shue was most memorable for playing a whore in Leaving Las Vegas. Learn something new everyday!

Xian on May 31, 2007 at 10:31 am

Pretty much explains why Elisabeth Shue was prepared to be shown using the loo and even wiping afterwards WITH 1 SHEET ONLY in “Leaving Las Vegas”. I cringed in the theater when I saw it.

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