December 14, 2009, - 2:16 pm

They Murdered a Good Holiday Song

By Debbie Schlussel

Oy, it hurts my ears to hear these two “sing” it.  They tortured it to death.  And she was still dating Tony Romo at the time.  Blame it on him, too. Yuck. (Thanks to Hockey Dino–who is not former NHL player Dino Ciccarelli–for the tip.)

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Coulter’s and agree with you on Israel (tho not willing to condemn all those who don’t toe the line as harshly as you) and Islamists and such, but going out of your way to attack Jessica and Ozzie for a duet? What have they done to you? You want to go after a celeb, try Damon and the other idiots spewing Howard Zinn’s hatred of America, but leave the bystanders alone.

Have you heard Diamond’s “Chanukah Song”…it’s hoot…

Bigrich104 on December 14, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    She’s attacking them becuase of how they made the song sound. Listen to it…it doesn’t sound traditional, it sounds too hip. Ozzy shouldn’t even be singing anymore, the guy just can’t go like he used to.

    And Jessica….enough said.

    Squirrel3D on December 14, 2009 at 9:37 pm

OOOps…sorry…the first part of the above post is “What was the point of your post? I’m a fan of yours and”…

Bigrich104 on December 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Egads. Just looking at that image of Oz and Jessica makes me gag. Forget the video.

JLin on December 14, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I think Osbourne’s voice got like from the early days o fhis career, when he used to bite off the other end of the bats.

Mistress_Dee on December 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm

LOL! Two nutters dueting on the crappiest Christmas song ever. Make it stop!

Skunky on December 14, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    I agree–what a crappy, synthetic Christmas song.
    Give me a REAL Christmas carol.

    lexi on December 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm

Jessica,

Hope you are having a fat, ugly Christmas. Glad I traded you in for a younger version of you. By the way you are too old, too fat and the rest of the team doesn’t really miss you. Oh by the way Ozzy’s wife will put roofies in your egg nog when you aren’t watching.

Signed,

Tony Romo

http://thedirty.com/2009/07/25/tony-romos-new-skinnier-girl/

CaliforniaScreaming on December 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm

Thank God for electronic microphones. without them these two would sound like a couple of Klingons in heat.

seahawker on December 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm

What…was…that…? I may have nightmares tonight.

Angela04 on December 15, 2009 at 12:28 am

I wanted to barf.

Miranda Rose Smith on December 15, 2009 at 6:43 am

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