June 6, 2007, - 4:18 pm

Did You Vote For a Supermodel?: Well, No Wonder We’re In Trouble

By Debbie Schlussel
I don’t know about you, but when I vote for President of the United States of America, I don’t want a man who wants to be a celebrity. I vote for a man who wants to be President, Commander in Chief, and the Leader of the Free World. Unfortunately, the guy we have in their now doesn’t know the difference. And neither does his lousy, incompetent Secretary of State.

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But they sure know how to hang with Bono and pose for covers of artsy magazines. Check out two of the dumb, dumb, dumb 20 versions of covers for the latest issue of Vanity Fair, “edited” by the annoying Bono, the Irish non-taxpayer who attacks generous American taxpayers (the most generous donors on earth, by far) and has convinced Bush and Congress to forgive loans owed to American Taxpayers by terrorist-host states like Sudan. Meanwhile, selfish Bono spent $1,700 to fly his hat, First-Class, on a trip. The Prez and Condi Clueless were among the annoying posers (and boy are they posers) in the name of his BS causes.
It figures that B. Hussein Obama and Palestinian Queen Rania of anti-Semitic, anti-American Jordan are posers, too.
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We’re at war against terrorists, American soldiers are dying, Iran is developing nuclear weapons and vows to wipe Israel off the map. And these two are posing for Bono’s dopey Vanity Fair covers? Publicity articles about the covers say that most celebs were too busy to be together for their shots. Most except Clueless Condi and Bush, who posed with other celebs. They have plenty of time. Nothin’ goin’ on in the world. Yup, Brad Pitt and Madonna were busier than President George Bush and Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
More annoying, the Prez is posing with the racist, anti-White, anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian terrorism Bishop Desmond Tutu. What an ass. Why doesn’t he just pose with Cat Stevens a/k/a “Yusuf Islam” while he’s at it?
President Bush, Paris Hilton called from prison and she wants her dumb magazine covers and phony celebrity causes back. And she’s wondering who is occupying the Oval Office while you’re busy playing dopey supermodel.

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3 Responses

Bono, the master of emotional blackmail.

John Cunningham on June 6, 2007 at 10:00 pm

Just get it over with and re-name that magazine
“Shameless Narcissism.”
We expect it of Pitt, Clooney, O and Madonna but Bush and Condi really look stupid – why aren’t they embarassed?

CarpeDiem on June 7, 2007 at 12:54 am

Self-worship, meaningless artistic drivel. The self adoration of celebrities today really creeps me out. Maya Angelou always looks as though she’s so wise, but anybody can write poetry, and it doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a bunch of flowery b.s. Bono’s an ok singer, I can’t stand him, but not only doesn’t he have any particular insight, he’s a simpleton. Clooney walks and talks for a living, wow, how hard is that? Jay-Z is a talentless wonder, he can’t sing, he can’t play, and he can’t write. Obama never said anything brilliant, but he acts like he’s Moses. They’re all so average, and they glow as if they’re annointed, it’s creepy.

steve ventry on June 7, 2007 at 3:26 pm

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