December 16, 2009, - 4:16 pm

Quote of the Day; PLUS the Tiger Woods Chat Line VIDEO (Mildly Funny)

By Debbie Schlussel

One of Tiger Woods’ problems is the people he hangs out with–guys like Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, both well known for their womanizing.  And he definitely copied their lifestyle.  But that’s not how Barkley–famous for saying, “That’s what I hate about f***ing White people,” though in that case the f-word was an adjective rather than a verb–sees it.  His advice is indispensable.  ‘Cuz, hey, he’s “famous.”

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Charles Barkley: “I’m Famous”

Fellow famous idiot, Spike Lee, also thinks these guys are great role models for the golfer with a harem as large as that of a Gulf sheikh.

Quick, somebody please puncture the hot air balloons that are these guys’ heads:

Charles Barkley says Tiger Woods has changed his cellphone number and apparently isn’t talking to some of his famous friends.

And that, says Barkley in comments taped Monday for a Turner Sports special airing on the HLN channel Sunday, is a mistake: “When you have these ‘fires’ in your life, as I call them, you need to talk to somebody else famous who’s been through things in their lives. I don’t think you can talk about it to your family and friends. … They’re not famous.”

Recently on TNT, Barkley asked Woods to stay in touch. . . .

Filmmaker Spike Lee, also on the HLN show, suggests Woods must be getting bad advice: “If Barkley and Michael Jordan can’t get to him, and those are his boys, then other people are making bad moves.”

Um, isn’t Tiger’s taking advice from “famous people” and “his boys” what got him into trouble in the first place? Just askin’.

Remember when he whined that a certain other “famous” person-in-chief wouldn’t take his calls?  Aren’t you glad this idiot left the Republican Party?

And speaking of phones, the Barkley hotline isn’t the only one that needs to be disconnected:

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Barkley’s always been a racist thug…but because he’s a black racist thug he gets away with saying outrageous things … punching white people in the face…and throwing white people through windows …and he still gets to be on sports shows….compare that to what happened to Rush, Howard Cosell , and Jimmy The Greek

Catfur on December 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Rich and powerful men don’t have to marry anymore. Stupid women will give them companionship and sex for free and they never have to worry about needing a prenup on their assets. From their point of viewing, milking the cow has never been easier.

NormanF on December 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

I wish people would realise what a brilliant concept Tiger was trying to achieve. He had been working towards an entirely new approach to golf, constructing a course with holes in different cities, for either stroke play or skins, the player chooses which. Unfortunately he had only managed the first 12/ 13 holes before people could appreciate his approach.

Jim on December 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm

DS, Full disclosure, Charles Barkley makes me LOL, I mean, how can you not laugh at married guy who tells a traffic cop that he is going around the corner to get the best blow job in town? His wife is white and puts up with all his antics for the paycheck. Can’t really blame Charles for diss’n on the white people. He thinks we are all like his wife.

BTW, I found the video more than mildly funny. The Tiger story is Karma on steroids! I just can’t seem to get enough of it.

Bonzer Wolf on December 16, 2009 at 5:28 pm

catfur got the racist Barkley dead on.

madman on December 16, 2009 at 6:11 pm

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34446453/ns/sports/

Doctor who treated Tiger charged in Canada
Galea, tied to possible doping, charged with selling unapproved drug

The Times reported in a story on its Web site Tuesday night that New York Mets shortstop Jose Reyes, Colorado closer Huston Street and former Washington pitcher John Patterson also were treated by Galea.

A-Rod also linked to this doctor.

14 women and counting? HGH must help more than just playing in their sport?

Bob S. on December 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Tiger doesn’t fraternize with black people, his wife is the riches nanny this side of Sweden so what does she have to complain about. If you ask her which is more important my marriage and children or the money guaranteed she’ll take the money. Tiger has been manipulated since his father died he’s just to young and stupid to believe it and he thinks he’s amongst friends.

seahawker on December 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    So she should stay and risk disease, knowing he won’t mend his ways because he’s a narcissistic child who lacks direction because control freak Daddy died? Adultery has always been the deal breaker in marriages, even in religions that otherwise prohibit divorce. Also the latest reports are she has taken the kids and gone to Sweden. What’s the nanny crack about? They’re her kids and her family aren’t exactly herring fishers, not that there’s anything wrong with commercial fishing. Her Mom is a Government Minister. She has a pre-nup and that is a legal contract so she’s entitled to “damages” even if you have some skewed moral reason for denying them to a wronged wife. Paying a financial settlement to a divorced wife is, in fact, Biblical. Pre-nups are as old as the Exodus if not more so. All Jewish women married in an Orthodox or Conservative ceremony have one. It’s not supposed to enrich her but it is supposed to allow her to live in dignity as a single woman for the rest of her life if necessary.

    mk750 on December 17, 2009 at 3:31 am

LMAO!! Funny clip. Spike Lee is one of the biggest POS in our generation. Barkley is one of the biggest hypocrites.

I guarantee you Tiger Inc. is not going to listen to Barkley or Lee. Tiger Inc. handlers are doing market research and focus groups to get him back to that marketability status. The rapist and cheater Kobe Bryant is back on top. He was dropped by adidas and now is with Nike. He won the NBA championship last year and now gets 8 figures in endorsements. But will Tiger appear on the list of athlethes with illegitimate kids?

http://www.faniq.com/blog/Athletes-With-Illegitimate-Kids-The-Comprehensive-List-Blog-17243

CaliforniaScreaming on December 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm

I’m just amazed at how long it took Tiger to be exposed. I would have been shocked if he was genuinely faithful to his wife. Alpha males just don’t do that.

The Terrorist's Advocate on December 17, 2009 at 9:06 am

Tiger Woods is no more, nor less human than any of us. He is almost a billionaire, so his dirt is turned into gold by the ethical alchemist of society. Those of you who are so offended by Tiger Woods actions should be reminded that not many of us would pass an examination if placed under the microscope of morality. He is an excellent golfer. Yet, he was and never will be anything more than HUMAN! We all are. Look at it in that light and you’ll be less disgusted by this man’s actions. Remember, our dirt would be worth sifting through in the river of righteousness if it contained the valuable mineral known as Fame. Here is a funny video song on Tiger Woods. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7qZgkFX_Ho

Lighten up gang and laugh through this. After all, he is a Golfer not a God.

Malik Jubal

Tiger Woods email on December 17, 2009 at 11:18 am

You don’t have to be God to be faithful to your wife. Billions of people are faithful to each other, so it must not be that difficult.

I have to say though, it’s interesting that in this society, Tiger Woods loses important contracts because of doing something stupid and immoral. Had Tiger woods been gay, maybe Muslim, I’m sure this story would have been squelched or sanitized, then choked off. “Who, what? Nothing happened, move along.”

John on December 18, 2009 at 11:25 am

Great comments. Check out what the great libertarian writer Murray Rothbard said about “hate” speech – one slip-up, say something that’s politically questionable and you’re banned by the “hate Thought Squad,” as Murray called them. He cited Al Campanis and Jimmy the Greek. Murray pointed out that there is no return for those so banned. It’s worse today, of course. …Pro basketball exec Dan Issel was run out of town a few years back for merely calling a reporter a “Mexican idiot.” Not nice, but a firing offense? If only he’d simply called the guy an idiot, he might have been safe. Caucasians must always be careful.

MM from Georgia on July 24, 2010 at 4:11 am

It would be nice if the Media would follow Ben Carson around instead of these CHON wastes (Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen).

The great Debbie knows who Ben Carson, MD is, but how many of her readers do?

Occam's Tool on August 11, 2011 at 2:53 pm

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