December 22, 2009, - 11:09 am
How could you forget Oprah’s “Christmas Pimpin’ America on the Obamas” prime time special (and trust me, it wasn’t “special” in any sense of the word)? I mean, it was only on a week before last Sunday. You know, the one where Obama modestly and humbly (and hyper-inflatedly) graded his woeful first-year performance as President, “a solid B+.”
Well, in case you missed it–and many Americans did, as it did horribly in the ratings, getting beaten by football and other far superior entertainment–ABC is showing it to you . . . again. They know what’s “good for you.” And, hey, it’s up against the ratings loser, “Jay Leno Show.”
Yup, tonight, at 10:00 p.m., ABC is wasting an hour of primetime television to rerun something no-one wanted to watch in the first place. I’ll save you the trouble, courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel, who gives us a much more entertaining abbreviated version of the special. (I, myself, will be watching CBS’ “The Good Wife,” instead.)
You’ll have to excuse the bathroom humor, but when I hear either of the Obamas or Oprah, it’s all fertilizer.
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