June 20, 2007, - 1:56 pm

In Case You Wondered What Ever Happened To …

By Debbie Schlussel
…* Janet Reno, Bill Clinton’s Attorney General: She’s joined the music business. No lie. She compiled a “Song of America” collection–a three-CD set, featuring 50 songs by artists like John Mellencamp. It’s supposed to tell the history of the U.S. from 1492 to modern times. Someone needs to tell her that the country actually began in 1776. If only she’d been in the music business instead of the jack-booted kidnapping biz when Elian Gonzales came to America.
* Judge Larry Seidlin: Sadly, the embarrassing Anna Nicole Smith Florida judge who cried on TV has been rewarded for his incompetence and annoying nature with a new TV court show. TMZ reports he resigned his judgeship and is finalizing his TV deal. One word: Oy.
Porn star Jenna Jameson drives a $360,000 Rolls Royce Phantom and incompetent judges get multi-million dollar TV show deals.
Something certainly rises to the top in America. But it ain’t the cream.

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7 Responses

Heard YOU mentioned on a “whatever happened to” on Stern today!

EminemsRevenge on June 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm

[If only she'd been in the music business instead of the jack-booted kidnapping biz when Elian Gonzales came to America.]
AMEN sister! It makes my blood boil everytime I think of how our government and the MSM treated that family. I met Marisleysis last year in her hair salon. She seemed to be a nice person. Certainly didn’t deserve the spetsnaz treatment.
Can some of your photoshop buddies incorporate the infamous INS agent snatching Elian photo into an anti-Clinton advertisement?

timjansing on June 20, 2007 at 2:30 pm

Janet’s only following in leftie loser Harry Bellefonte‚Äôs footsteps…http://www.amazon.com/Long-Road-Freedom-Anthology-Black/dp/B00005NCRC

dm60462 on June 20, 2007 at 3:39 pm

whats wrong with jenna jameson driving a rolls royce. she earned it by having sex with ron jeremy and peter north the most vile people in the world.

PNAMARBLE on June 20, 2007 at 8:15 pm

We used to call them “floaters.”

Walter E. Wallis on June 20, 2007 at 9:56 pm

[Porn star Jenna Jameson drives a $360,000 Rolls Royce Phantom ...]
She got that money by selling lettuce to Bill Clinton. I believe it was $10,000 per head.

Norman Blitzer on June 20, 2007 at 11:16 pm

Kudos to Jenna…she may have sold porn but at least she didn’t sell out the integrity of this country or it’s legal system.
As far as Stern goes, he’s a sure candidate for the “whatever happend to but, then again, who really gives a shit!” category.

1shot1kill on June 21, 2007 at 10:46 am

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