June 20, 2007, - 1:56 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
…* Janet Reno, Bill Clinton’s Attorney General: She’s joined the music business. No lie. She compiled a “Song of America” collection–a three-CD set, featuring 50 songs by artists like John Mellencamp. It’s supposed to tell the history of the U.S. from 1492 to modern times. Someone needs to tell her that the country actually began in 1776. If only she’d been in the music business instead of the jack-booted kidnapping biz when Elian Gonzales came to America.
* Judge Larry Seidlin: Sadly, the embarrassing Anna Nicole Smith Florida judge who cried on TV has been rewarded for his incompetence and annoying nature with a new TV court show. TMZ reports he resigned his judgeship and is finalizing his TV deal. One word: Oy.
Porn star Jenna Jameson drives a $360,000 Rolls Royce Phantom and incompetent judges get multi-million dollar TV show deals.
Something certainly rises to the top in America. But it ain’t the cream.
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