June 29, 2007, - 11:08 am

What–No Chertoff or ICE Princess Ringtones?

By Debbie Schlussel
Ringtones ’08 doesn’t just offer ring tones from Presidential candidates, it’s also providing free downloads of such golden oldies as President Bush’s “Brownie, You’re doin’ a heckuva job.”
Ringtones we’d like to see:
* “I stand by Secretary Chertoff. I’m not going to fire him.”
* “He’s Awesome.” (That, uttered by Chertoff about Ted Kennedy.)
* “Julie L. Myers has significant law enforcement experience, and I’m proud to nominate her.”
* “Now, I want you all to listen to me. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” (Hmm . . . who said that one?)
* “A Vast Right Wing Conspiracy out to get my husband.” (Uttered by Rodham Cankles.)
Fortunately, in 1.6 years, both will be anachronistic and on their way to the next cushy job for which neither is qualified.
The site is also soliciting your own creations for ringtones. I bet these ones will still be in style, since they’re recycled by so many administrations:
* “We support a Palestinian state to live peacefully side-by-side with Israel.”
* “We support Fatah and Mahmoud Abbas. We do not support terrorists. That was uttered by State Dept. Spokesman Sean McCormack, last week.”
Name some other ringtone ideas like these, here. And post them at Ringtones ’08.

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5 Responses

i’d like to see that “joke” by the GOP congresswoman who called for shooting Hillary now and end the suspense [said while Clinton was still deciding whether to run or not). MYSTERIOUSLY that cannot be found on the internet anywhere now…while Google is blatantly anti-Semitic, didn’t know it was pro-GOP too…but i guess you go that way once you got bigtime money.

EminemsRevenge on June 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm

Debbie,
You forgot the all-time best Julie Meyers quote while in front of Congress – “I may not know how to do the job, but I know who to ask.” Maybe they should have hired those people! What would any prospective employer (that was not a relative) say to an interviewee who answered a question like that? “NEXT!”

q2thecore on June 29, 2007 at 5:40 pm

Debbie,
Here’s the actual quote:
ìI realize that Iím not 80 years old,î Myers testified. ìI have a few gray hairs, more coming, but I will seek to work with those who are knowledgeable in this area, who know more than I do.” I wonder how those grey hairs are doing?

q2thecore on June 29, 2007 at 5:44 pm

I’m not sure of the actual quote, but the gist of it is: “they’re just doing the jobs Americans won’t do.” Bush

amdilli on June 29, 2007 at 10:12 pm

ICE, CIS, CBP are a disaster. FEMA was just the tip of the ICE berg. DHS is the most ill conceived department in the history of the United States government. As John from Cincinatti says, “The end is near.”

J Leyn on June 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm

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