July 2, 2007, - 3:20 pm

Question for Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff

By Debbie Schlussel
Watching Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns” on “FOX News Sunday,” yesterday, I couldn’t help but notice that in the ever-changing spectrum of Chertoff facial hair, his face now resembles a serpenthead (in stiff competition with Democratic strategist James Carville). And I had a question for him.
The DHS Serpent-in-Chief told host Chris Wallace that he’s most concerned with European Muslims who are indoctrinated in Europe or trained in the Mid-East for jihad, entering the U.S.
So my question, Mr. DHS Serpenthead is this:

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Michael “Serpenthead” Chertoff is Starting to Resemble . . .

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James “Serpenthead” Carville

If you’re so worried about Muslims from Europe entering the U.S., why the heck are you seeking to make their entry easier by expanding the Visa Waiver program? As I’ve noted, the Visa Waiver program is a nightmare because it gives waivers to those seeking Visas from waiver countries and doesn’t force them to endure interviews or extensive background checks. The program assumes that citizens of friendly, allied countries, like Britain, are also, themselves, friendly and allied people who will do no harm to America. I think we’ve seen that idea blown up by the bombs that failed and the many before that were successful. And by the Hamburg Cell. The Spanish cell. The Frenchman, Zacarias Moussaoui. Etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.
So, Snakeman, if you’re so worried about these Muslims from Europe, what are you doing to stop them from coming here? Funny, I never heard Chertoff call for an end to the Visa Waiver program (he supports its expansion). Also “funny,” in the last months and weeks, we’ve only heard Chertoff lament the lack of passing Illegal Alien Amnesty to let a lot of these Jihadi Muslims become instant Z-Visa citizens.
What he didn’t call for was stricter borders. Let’s see what he does and says when conservatives try to pass an enforcement-only bill.
And don’t hold your breath for him. He’s too busy molting and eating his young.

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15 Responses

“Mr. Burns” is a horse’s ass. Why and how this inept lawyer became Secretary of DHS has to be one of the greatest mysteries of the new millennium. History will make note of that Bush’s cabinet choices really sucked and led to his demise.
On ehas to wonder if the entire country were to be totally aware of this man’s actions would there be blood shed.

Islamsnotforme on July 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm

Chertoff should resign and if he does not he should be prosecuted for malfeasance of office.
He refuses to comply with his oath of office and I think any good lawyer could make a case for malfeasance.

ScottyDog on July 2, 2007 at 4:40 pm

ScottyDog . . .pin any Sudden Jihad Syndrome perp with the VISA Waiver program and I’ll join the class action suit.

justamomof4 on July 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm

Debbie
In Carville’s case, it was wife Mary Matalin who came up with that name, not Rush.
OH. I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS RUSH. HAVE CHANGED THE ENTRY.
THANKS.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Infidel Pride on July 2, 2007 at 5:14 pm

What can you expect from a dual national. The man has allegiance to Israel of which he is also a citizen.
THIS IS FLAT-OUT WRONG. HE HAS NO ISRAELI CITIZENSHIP, ONLY U.S. DO YOU REALLY WORK FOR ICE? THEN, YOU SHOULD BE A LOT MORE CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU SAY. I’VE LOOKED AT YOUR OTHER COMMENTS, AND I GENERALLY AGREE WITH YOU. SO, I’M SURPRISED BY THIS FLAT-OUT PHONY CLAIM.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

dhs_iceman on July 2, 2007 at 11:17 pm

Under a rock is where you usually find snakes.
If there is another attack, then we will get rid of Chertoff. Too bad it has to go that far.

Burt on July 3, 2007 at 6:47 am

Mein Fur….er, uh, Mr.Chertoff has been very busy. Busy appeasing his Saudi masters by making it extremely difficult for Israelis to be granted a visa for any purpose whatsoever. (Try waiting at the US embassy in Tel Aviv, every day for a week….just to get a visa…with the very real chance that your request will be denied for no reason at all).
Meanwhile…..US Visas are issued at Saudi travel agencies with no American oversight.

Miluimnik on July 3, 2007 at 11:37 am

Whoa, Deb don’t yell, please!!
Chertoff was born in Elizabeth NJ, his omther was Israeli. Under Israeli law, Israeli citizenship is bestowed upon him…he is a dual national.
http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/2352
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Chertoff
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=4246
http://www.propagandamatrix.com/180903neocons.html

dhs_iceman on July 3, 2007 at 7:51 pm

DHS is a fledgling agency full of second rate managers. Congress and BUSH share the blame for this joke of a Department. DHS chases Mexicans and Hurricanes. WTF does this have to do with Homeland Security? The Fricking Bunch of Idiots (FBI) continue to muck the pooch. DHS is a lightweight agency that MUST be dismantled for our government to be effective. VOTERS must take control of their government again. EVERY single incumbent MUST be voted out of office in 2008. POWER has corrupted our politicians. WE THE PEOPLE must make our leaders answer for their misdeeds. DHS took us from one CUSTOMS agency & one Immigration agency to 3 Immigration agencies and 2 Customs agencies. THIS IS LUNACY. None of the DHS agencies are functional. DHS is DYSFUNCTIONAL GOVERNMENT at its worst! Moron egomaniacs like the EvilVindictiveShitdawg (EVS) are the face of OUR government. Need I say more? We need EFFECTIVE government agencies not MORE government bureaucrats.

J Leyn on July 3, 2007 at 11:36 pm

J. Leyn
You speak in generalities, and call people names, when you, my friend, are the real problem.
Effective government agencies are comprised of efficient and effective, and yes, qualified workers and leaders. You are none of the above.
Yes FEMA is part of DHS. Right or wrong, it is a fact. FEMA in this man’s opinion was a better and stronger agency when it was a stand-alone agency, with a seat at the table. DHS doesn’t “chase hurricanes” as you posted, but FEMA is in the business of relief after natural disasters. Left alone, and staffed and funded appropriately, they can be extremely effective. You wouldn’t know any of this though.
Looking for a moron? Look no further than your mirror. Get a life J. and stop polluting the air the rest of us breathe.
EVS

EverVigilantSheepdog on July 4, 2007 at 3:15 am

“Looking for a moron? Look no further than your mirror. Get a life J. and stop polluting the air the rest of us breathe.” EVS
Sir, in the words of RUSH, I can outsmart you with half my brain tied behind my back. You don’t know who I am so you have no idea where I work. I do know who you are but I refuse to rat you out. Our country NEEDS EVS the ICE “poster boy” of incompetence and mismanagement. You tell the world via DS BLOG that the management of ICE is the worst in the history of the United States government. Today we celebrate our INDEPENDENCE, which is in peril because of Radical Islamism and incompetent U.S. government agents like YOU.
I want to thank you EVS. Thank you for being a constant reminder that DHS in general and ICE and particular must be dismantled. The end is near thanks to fools like you on the “inside” of INCOMPETENT CIVIL ENFORCEMENT (ICE).

J Leyn on July 4, 2007 at 9:34 am

Whatever. Nothing you said is worthy of discussion.
EVS Out

EverVigilantSheepdog on July 4, 2007 at 9:48 am

I find it insulting that Chertoff, HEAD of a multibillion dollar agency spent the last 45 days camped out in the Senata peddling shamnesty for Bush. DHS needs major leadership and he was shagging Senators for 45 days! It is disturbing.

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