July 2, 2007, - 3:20 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Watching Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns” on “FOX News Sunday,” yesterday, I couldn’t help but notice that in the ever-changing spectrum of Chertoff facial hair, his face now resembles a serpenthead (in stiff competition with Democratic strategist James Carville). And I had a question for him.
The DHS Serpent-in-Chief told host Chris Wallace that he’s most concerned with European Muslims who are indoctrinated in Europe or trained in the Mid-East for jihad, entering the U.S.
So my question, Mr. DHS Serpenthead is this:
If you’re so worried about Muslims from Europe entering the U.S., why the heck are you seeking to make their entry easier by expanding the Visa Waiver program? As I’ve noted, the Visa Waiver program is a nightmare because it gives waivers to those seeking Visas from waiver countries and doesn’t force them to endure interviews or extensive background checks. The program assumes that citizens of friendly, allied countries, like Britain, are also, themselves, friendly and allied people who will do no harm to America. I think we’ve seen that idea blown up by the bombs that failed and the many before that were successful. And by the Hamburg Cell. The Spanish cell. The Frenchman, Zacarias Moussaoui. Etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.
So, Snakeman, if you’re so worried about these Muslims from Europe, what are you doing to stop them from coming here? Funny, I never heard Chertoff call for an end to the Visa Waiver program (he supports its expansion). Also “funny,” in the last months and weeks, we’ve only heard Chertoff lament the lack of passing Illegal Alien Amnesty to let a lot of these Jihadi Muslims become instant Z-Visa citizens.
What he didn’t call for was stricter borders. Let’s see what he does and says when conservatives try to pass an enforcement-only bill.
And don’t hold your breath for him. He’s too busy molting and eating his young.
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