July 3, 2007, - 5:08 pm
Detroit Newsistan: Happy 4th of July From Iran/Hezbollah’s American Agent; Compares Our Troops to Palestinians
Lest we forget that The Detroit Newsistan–one of Detroit’s two major newspapers–is Islamist-occupied territory, the Newsistan reminds us. In its pre-4th of July edition, pan-Islamist editorial page editor Nolan Finley and his feminine assistant Richard Burr give us a summer advice column by Imam Mohammed Ali Elahi, who worked for the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini before he worked for them.
Writes Elahi in the Newsistan:
Imam Ali said, “He whose two days are alike is a sure loser!” Yes, that’s the ticket.
A homicide bomber spends one day planning the building of his explosive and the next day planning how to infiltrate Glasgow International Airport or Tel Aviv’s Mike’s Bar. No loser is he. But you silly Americans, Jews, Westerners, Christians spend five or more days a week working at the same job, supporting your families, and trying to live in peace. You losers! Haha on you. Your silly Fourth of July, the same every year . . . except when our Hecham Mohammed Hedayet made a little “fireworks” at the LAX El-Al counter. You losers.
Then there’s this gem:
In the last four years since the invasion of Iraq, our troops have had no summer vacation. No only our soldiers but also millions of innocent Iraqis, Lebanese, Palestinians, Afghanis and others are victims of carelessness and injustice of our political leaders.
In case you wondered, he’s not talking about their political leaders, like Hezbollah, HAMAS, and the assorted other terrorists groups these “innocent . . . victims” have chosen and staunchly support. Nope. He’s talking about American political leaders, the ones who pander to him and who’ve allowed this Iranian agent to remain on U.S. soil.
Uh, here’s a clue, Imam Elahi. Our soldiers are NOT like the Palestinians who throw each other off of buildings and kill each other at random, who cheer on homicide bombings on innocent non-Muslims. Our soldiers are NOT like the Lebanese who support your precious, cowardly Hezbollah who blew up 300 of our soldiers and other American civilians while they slept and almost a hundred others in a Buenos Aires Jewish Community Center and an Israeli Embassy there, who stomped and tortured to death an American Navy Diver whose only crime was he wouldn’t denounce America, and who are building explosives to blow up our troops in Iraq. Our soldiers are NOT like the Iraqis who kill each other every day and who won’t let Christians live in peace in that country.
So quit comparing two things that are as alike as apples and car bombs.
If only the spineless “editors” at the Newsistan would finally get some cojones and stop allowing you on the kitty litter liner they “edit”. Maybe they will in the afterlife . . . if they actually earn one.
Oh, and Happy Fourth of July, America’s Mr. Hezbollah. The Fourth is not just a day to celebrate the past years of this country, but the future defeat of its enemies . . . including your Islamist buddies.
I don’t have any advice for you in return, except to ask: Do you pray to Allah five times a day, every single day? Even two days in a row? Do you preach jihad and defend Hezbollah every day? Two days in a row? Bingo. Apparently, according to Imam Ali’s logic, that means you’re a loser.
My only advice is strictly for my fellow Americans:
Wake up and smell the jihad.
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