July 6, 2007, - 4:53 pm

Did John Edwards’ Hifalutin’ Haircuts Violate Campaign Donation Limits?

By Debbie Schlussel
It appears so. Mark L. Jackson has the details. All haircut, no cattle. Time for someone, or multiple parties, to file a complaint with the Federal Election Commission. Since the barber/hairstylist is upset with John Edwards, I’m sure he’ll talk. He’s talking a lot about it, already.

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I asked the same question yesterday morning over at my blog as well. Is anyone surprised that WaPo and the rest of the MSM didn’t want to look into the issue?

Rhymes With Right on July 6, 2007 at 7:08 pm

That looks like the sort of haircut I can get at Borics. What a silly thing to spend so much money on.

LibertarianBulbasaur on July 6, 2007 at 8:12 pm

The Breck-girl….just the kind of president we need! What a hypocrite.
G-d help us that such a puke as this is considered a legit candidate by so many people, er libs, in our country.
Debbie, Edwards photto would look good with one of those little girlie-man purses you wrote up yesterday — of course with lipstick and lougerie in the photo just like your posts like the gross imam al-sadr you do out in drag! What an item those two would be on a Vanity Fair cover. Send copies to Ann Coulter and to Drudge and Fox News–there you go!!

BB on July 6, 2007 at 9:03 pm

This is John Edwards’ MySpace entry. Don’t go looking for it at MySpace as only cats can see in the dark.
Hi. My name is Johnny Reid Edwards former Senator from the Great State of North Carolina (actually I don’t think North Carolina is so great and never did, but my advisers have said that I should say that). You can just call me John if you want. I was born on June 10, 1953, although people tell me that I look at least 25 years younger.
I was the very first person in my dirt poor family to attend college. I earned my law degree from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. It was a great accomplishment as I was so poor that I had to work 8 different part time jobs to pay for my tuition and just barely enough food to survive.
After getting my law degree I immediately went on my noble mission to save hundreds of victims of gross corporate negligence and gross medical malpractice. When necessary to win a case to help the poor victim that I was representing I would even feel the presence of dead people inside me, talking to me and through me to the members of the jury. If you don’t think that takes a lot out of a man, just try it sometime. I also split the settlement very fairly with my clients. I was VERY generous to them – 5% for them, 95% for me. More than fair. I mean I was the one who had to channel the dead, wasn’t I!!!
If I do say so myself I am so cute that you just can’t believe it! I have such great hair! I am also very boyish looking in a good way, not in a gay way at all. Did I mention that I have GREAT HAIR!!! Sometimes I think my great looks are almost a curse.
I sometimes like to chill out after a long day of campaigning to save America by eating at Wendy’s. I also like to spend some time at home sprucing up around my modest and humble house. I also like to spend hours in front of the mirror combing my hair. Wouldn’t you too if you had such great hair!!! BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I AM GAY!!! NOT AT ALL!!! In fact I HATE gays, just don’t tell Elizabeth, OK. Contrary to what some of my very few enemies say I never spend more than $399 on haircuts. That $400 on a haircut is a damn lie, as it included a very generous $1 tip.
I would like to think that I am open minded, honest, polite and straight. And I appreciate the same qualities in others.
Who I’d like to meet:
… other bloggers who grew up in poverty. People who like to help the poor. People with great hair so that I can comb your hair and you can comb mine. It’s going to be great!!!
No gays though. They make me feel icky!!!

feralcat9 on July 6, 2007 at 9:41 pm

For the most part, if you’re a politician with a “D” after your name, you automatically get a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card. In reality, you never even GET to jail in the first place!

Thee_Bruno on July 7, 2007 at 9:47 am

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