January 12, 2010, - 11:43 am

Dumb Tax-Funded Govt Investigation of the Week

By Debbie Schlussel

We may finally have conclusive evidence of the uselessness of the FDA.  Instead of investigating health claims on food and vitamins and insuring food and drug safety, FDA agents and investigators are wasting time investigating this small-time prank that doesn’t have much to do with the mandates of the FDA anyway, since there have been no reports that there is anything but Gatorade inside the bottles:

Gatorade says bootleg labels with a picture of Tiger Woods, the word “unfaithful” and the Gatorade name have been found on bottles in Colorado stores.

Gatorade spokeswoman Karen May said Monday the labels were fakes. She declined to say whether the bottles contained real Gatorade.

She says the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is investigating.

Can’t wait to see what these are going for on ebay.


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3 Responses

Great prank. Dumbass bureaucrats.

Jarhead on January 12, 2010 at 12:04 pm

CLASSIC!!

CaliforniaScreaming on January 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm

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