January 22, 2010, - 4:33 pm
Last night was the finale of the horrid MTV Show (redundant phrase) “Jersey Shore.” I already told readers what I think of this crappy waste of time that mocks Italian Americans in a way MTV (and everyone else) would never have the guts to do with Muslims or Arabs in America. I’m all against PC, but only if there’s no PC for anyone, not just for some groups and not others.
But I found this “Shore Speak Dictionary” to be somewhat entertaining in a mind-numbing, IQ-lowering way . . . especially since a lot of “their” terms are hardly original. “Heated” as a way of describing extreme anger isn’t their invention. What–they never heard of phrases like “heated conversation” or “heated argument”? Also disgusting: that these morons have the nerve to compare themselves to Navy SEALs on the battlefield. Still, I gotta say, I like the term “Grenade,” as in Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada is the First Grenade. The “Bar Behavior 101” rules, which follow the Shore Speak item, below, are kind of hilarious, as in, do they really not know not to punch girls in the face or take shots you didn’t pay for, and they need rules on this?
Can’t wait ’til this show hits the 15-minutes-are-up dustbin along with Clara Peller, Rubik’s Cube, and Joe Millionaire (though each of those were infinitely more worthy of a look than “Jersey Shore”).
Tags: Bar Behavior 101, Fist Pump, Grenade, Guidos, J-Woww, Jersey Shore, MTV, Shore Speak, Snooki, The Situation