August 1, 2007, - 3:16 pm
OUTRAGE: Vital Immigration Functions OUTSOURCED! PLUS, ICE Princess, Now the Queen: Agents Ordered to Demure to Royalty
By Debbie Schlussel
Question for all Americans: Do you think that private contractors should have the job of monitoring and facilitating the deportation of illegal aliens? Would you trust a private company that is trying to make the biggest buck off the least amount of expenses to monitor aliens and, when the time comes, help make sure they’re outta here?
Well, that’s what Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is doing with important Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) jobs, and it’s kinda scary. With all undue respect to incompetent ICE DRO chief John P. “Costanza” Torres, if he can’t get the job done, he should step down . . . not farm out vital national security functions to private contractors who will do little background checks–if any–on whom they hire to monitor and help dump aliens out of the country. They’re farming these tasks out for the ENTIRE country. Not a good sign. I mean, what are we paying ICE and its DRO division for?
Oh, and BTW, they aren’t asking for U.S. Citizens for this job. HUH?! This guy Torres has so much stuff with extra-marital girlfriend juggling, that he’s endangering America and taking trained, qualified agents (of which he is not) out of the mix for vital immigration enforcement tasks.
Here’s the info I received from a very concerned retired ICE Supervisor in the know:
Hello Debbie, I don’t know if you have seen this as of yet. It sounds like to me that my old employer Homeland Security is farming out it’s responsibilities to a civilian agency. The job description paragraph is basically what ICE and Detention and Removal are suppose to be doing now. I guess by doing this if something goes wrong Homeland Security has someone else to blame.
Here’s the contractor ad, farming out what you pay taxes for Trained ICE Agents to do:
Military Professional Resources Incorporated (MPRI)
MPRI is recruiting for a contract with DHS/ICE for Detention and Removal Full Service Case Management:
Electronic Monitoring/Alternative to Detention Initiative:
Incumbent will provide support to the EM/ATD initiative by monitoring the activities of illegal aliens released from Federal Custody and pending deportation from the United States. Such monitoring will include physical placement of monitoring devices (ankle bracelets), review of surveillance of aliens, home visits to ensure compliance with release conditions set by federal agencies, case management updates in automated systems, and facilitation in the obtaining of travel documents for aliens for their eventual removal and deportation.
MPRI is competing for a contract with a major federal government agency and is seeking former/retired federal, state and/or local law enforcement officers who would be interested in supporting an Electronic Monitoring/Alternative to Detention initiative for a major federal government agency. This will be a full time position and will become available in 26 major cities (list is provided below.) Salary will be determined upon award of contract and is negotiable dependent on experience and qualifications. Familiarization with immigration procedures and processes a plus but not required. Knowledge of foreign languages a plus but not required. Incumbent will be trained in detention procedures and processes concerning electronic surveillance and home monitoring devices (i.e., electronic ankle bracelets, etc.). Must have reliable transportation and be willing to work odd hours/shift work.
If you are interested please visit our website at www.mpri.com and click on the CAREER tab and the drop down menu will have the Individual Information Form (IIF). On the IIF please indicate Job Id XXXX in the “positions of interest” portion. Also, please send an updated copy of your resume to Lee Manriquez at lee.manriquez@L-3com.com or to Mike Morrell at michael.morrell@L-3com.com , 571-227-6930.
Field Office Listing
AOR = Area of Responsibility
Atlanta, GA Baltimore, MD
AOR: GA, NC, SC AOR: MD
Boston, MA Buffalo, NY
AOR: CT, ME, MA, NH, RI, VT AOR: Upstate NY
Chicago, IL Dallas, TX
AOR: IL, IN, KS, KY, MO, WI AOR: North TX, OK
Denver, CO Detroit, MI
AOR: CO, WY AOR: MI, OH
El Paso, TX Houston, TX
AOR: Southwest TX, NM AOR: Southeast TX
Los Angeles, CA Miami, FL
AOR: Central CA AOR: FL, Puerto Rico, U.S. VI
Newark, NJ New Orleans, LA
AOR: NJ AOR: AL, AR, LA, MS, TN
New York, NY
AOR: The five boroughs (counties of NYC) and the following counties:
Westchester, Putnam, Dutchess, Ulster, Rockland, Nassau and Suffolk
Philadelphia, PA Phoenix, AZ
AOR: DE, PA, WV AOR: AZ
Salt Lake City, UT San Antonio, TX
AOR: UT, ID, MT, NV AOR: Central South TX
San Diego, CA San Francisco, CA
AOR: Southern CA AOR: Northern CA, HI, Guam
Seattle, WA St. Paul, MN
AOR: AK, OR, WA AOR: IA, MN, NE, ND, SD
Washington (Fairfax, VA)
AOR: DC and VA
Meanwhile, totally oblivious and clueless to the happenings and irresponsible relinquishment of important immigration enforcement functions by her top minions, the ICE Princess, er . . . ICE Queen World Tour. And I’ve gotten quite a few reports from the field on that, too. Apparently, on July 24th, ICE Chieftess Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess” spoke to a San Diego national convention of ICE agents involved in Computer Forensics. The day before, agents tell me they were admonished not to approach The ICE Princess in the hallway or anywhere and not to address her. In other words, stay away from the Holy Queen. But all hail her.
I mean, who does she think she is–Queen Elizabeth?! Well, apparently, when you are a crony, your uncle was a General, and your husband was your bosses chief of staff among many other positions in King George’s Castle, apparently you are royalty . . . or like to think you are. The only thing missing is a lady in waiting. Oh wait, she has that, too–ICE Director of Investigations Marcy “Black Ass” Forman-Friedman a/k/a “Peppermint Patty”. While addressing her subjects–but making careful not to have any meaningful conversation with them–she was completely out of breath while promising the sun, moon, and the stars, all while everyone knows it’s T Minus 5 Months at the most with this woman, what with a recess appointment and a Senatorial hold on her gazillionth re-nomination.
(On a related note, to those agents who’ve sent me missives from the various stops on the Peppermint Patty Anti-Schlussel Task Force World Tour, I haven’t forgotten about you. Waiting for more reports from other stops on the non-Immigration Enforcement waste of money designed to denounce me (because all the illegal aliens have been rounded up and there are no problems with immigration enforcement other than me, apparently).)
G-d save this sinking nation.
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