August 6, 2007, - 12:17 pm

If at First You Don’t Succeed America’s Hood, Try, Try Again w/ Fatah Terrorists

By Debbie Schlussel
**** UPDATE: So, a few terrorists give back someone else’s guns in exchange for Israeli amnesty, and then . . . Israel gives them 1,000 new guns?! ****
If a solution doesn’t work in West Compton, then of course it will be a magnificent success in . . . the “West Bank”?!
That’s the logic of idiotic Israeli liberals who, yesterday, began their gun amnesty program for Islamic terrorists in the so-called “West Bank” (which we here at DebbieSchlussel.com call by its real name, Judea and Samaria).
Remember all those gun amnesty and gun turn-in programs in Detroit, Compton, Gary, and pretty much every other ghetto you can think of in America? Police and politicians in these cities offered money, basketball tickets, you name it, to those who turned in illegal guns.

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Fatah Terrorists Turn in Someone’s Guns for Complete Amnesty

But what happened was that criminals, hoods, etc. turned in non-working old guns in exchange for cash or sports tickets . . . while they kept their caches of AK-47, Saturday Night Specials, handguns, Uzis, etc. It didn’t do a thing to stop gun violence in the hood–or even the possession of illegal firearms by inner city criminals.
Now, this absurd, failed experience is being retreaded for similarly destined failure with Palestinian terrorists. Only it’s worse. Palestinian terrorists, included hardened mass murderers, need only turn in “their” weapons (like they’ll actually turn in their real weapons) and pledge not to engage in violence for three months.
In exchange, they get complete amnesty for murders, torture, mutilation, etc. from the Israeli government.
Anyone expecting this to work, please contact me. I have a greenhouse in Gaza to sell you.
One wonders what is coming next–Midnight Basketball for Islamic Terrorists?
Dumb: Palestinians Enjoy New Guns Israel Gave Them, After Giving in Old Ones . . .
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6 Responses

I wonder how many sheep out there will actually believe this to be a good thing Debbie.

Chiefscotty24 on August 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm

Oh, but it feeeels like the right thing to do! It doesn’t have to work, for godsake! When your a liberal, it just has to feeeeel good. Noble intentions are all that matter. Practical solutions are for mean conservatives.

spiffo on August 6, 2007 at 12:38 pm

These terrorists will no doubt get part of those 190,000 missing ak-47′s from Iraq. Allah works in mysterious (well not that mysterious) ways.

TheOmegaMan on August 6, 2007 at 1:02 pm

Then, Jerusalem does have a basketball team, I’m confused. And I’m beginning to get a headache.

John Cunningham on August 6, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Debbie, not to worry. The Israelis put tiny GPS thingies in the guns so the UAV’s can blast them down when the time comes.

Anonymous1 on August 6, 2007 at 11:43 pm

Anonymous 1, “GPS thingies”(?), it’s always the dam thingies that getcha’.

John Cunningham on August 7, 2007 at 8:00 am

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