July 14, 2005, - 11:15 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
A front-pager in Friday’s Detroit Free Press announces that Eminem is stepping down from performing after his tour, this summer–according to insiders in the vile rapper’s camp. That the article is written by my friend, Brian McCollum–the Free Press’ rock critic and the only conservative rock critic in the country (probably the world, too)–is significant. Brian is a friend of Marshall Mathers III a/k/a Eminem and always has the scoop on him. Time to celebrate! Eminem, no good influence on America, is going away. Well, almost. Brian says that Eminem will remain behind the scenes to produce other crap (my word, not Brian’s) like Eminem’s. Hopefully, this means an end to Em’s songs about chopping up his wife and gang-raping his sister for her 10th birthday.
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