April 5, 2006, - 6:47 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
After just 82 days of marriage, one of America’s worst influences, Eminem, filed for divorce in Michigan’s Macomb County Circuit Court, today.
This was his second marriage . . . to the same woman, Kim Mathers, about whom he rapped of dismembering in front of their young daughter.
If only he could divorce himself from America, too. For now, we’ll have to be happy with the fact that this woman he was dumb enough to marry twice will get half of the half she didn’t get the first time around.
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