April 17, 2006, - 8:28 am

So Sad, Too Bad: No Beer in HAMASastan?

By Debbie Schlussel
Now that the Islamic fundamentalist terrorist group HAMAS has taken over the government of the Palestinian Authority, Buthina and Nadim Khoury are worried that their beer company, Taybeh Beer, may be outlawed.
They’re not worried about terrorists running their government or killing more innocent civilians with homicide bombs. Nope. They’re worried about their bottom line, USA Today reports.
Since Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol (not that this stopped the 9/11 hijacker hypocrites from drinking at the Pink Pony, gambling, and patronizing prostitutes), Taybeh Beer is worried that HAMAS will outlaw them. Taybeh is the only Palestinian brewery.
So the Taybeh owners are bragging about how both their bottle and label are green–the color of Islam and HAMAS (and the color of the headbands worn by the 9/11 hijackers). Big deal. So are Heineken’s.

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Taybeh Beer: Yasser Arafat is Muse of Palestinian Beer

Taybeh is planning to make non-alcoholic beer to get around this. One problem, though: Islam forbids even non-acloholic beer, says HAMAS lawmaker Muhammad Abu T’eir. “I would never drink anything called ‘beer,’” he told USA Today.
Taybeh has already lost 80% of its market anyway because its biggest customers were Israelis . . . before Palestinians started blowing them up.
We, at DebbieSchlussel.com, don’t particularly feel for the Taybeh Beer crew. Because we just couldn’t help but notice the smiling photo of late terrorist-in-chief Yasser Arafat peaking out from behind Taybeh owner Nadim Khoury on his office bulletin board (see far left on picture, above). And Taybeh Beer is the official beer of the Electronic Intifadah (Palestinian Terrorist Uprising).
That gives new meaning to Taybeh’s slogan, “Drink Palestinian.” We envision not beer, but the flowing innocent blood of the smiling Arafat’s victims.
No Taybeh Beer in the Palestinian Authority? So sad, too bad.

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6 Responses

Talk about an angry drunk,Gaza arabs on beer.No one would sleep at nahal-oz that’s for sure.

danny on April 16, 2006 at 2:23 pm

.Any commerce out of -the muslim area’s, gaza etc. Can only be “Lite”for israel’s safty,.Also it’s really shitty beer .Also, They can’t even grow easy crops for each other + overseas,even when perfect green houses were left+busines contacts aval.Muslims teach only hate.

danny on April 16, 2006 at 2:44 pm

Y’all are all close-minded and hateful. Y’all are the reason why innocent people keep dying: because you’re too busy hating to honestly look at each side’s grievances and solve the problem. As a matter of subjective taste, I’ll take a Taybeh any day over a the Israeli alternatives, and, yes, I’ve compared directly.

David on January 26, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Taybeh is a Christian town, the makers of the beer are not muslim and they don’t teach hate, on the contrary to what this ridiculous and biased article does.Taybeh Beer is a sign of democracy, and that peace can exist between Israili’s and Palestinians

C: Uh-huh. And the first sign that they don’t teach hate is the poster of Yasser Arafat, Terrorist-in-Chief? Hilarious. Wake up from your idiocy. Fast. DS

constantine on June 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm

4 Years after this article was written and Taybeh beer is doing better then ever. I was at Taybeh’s “Ocktoberfest” last year and there were thousands of people, many of them Muslim- all drinking. The West Bank is secular, although most people are religious. Debbie Schlussel is clearly biased, which stems from nothing more then her ethnic/religious back round. Support the Palestinian Authority in the west bank! Support the town of Taybeh! Support their beer! And support freedom and basic human rights for all Palestinians, as supporting freedom is the American way! And if Arafat was a terrorist was was Sharron? What was Menachem Begin? The leader of the terrorist Stern Gang- which of course Debbie Schlussel will make excuse for or deny their terrorist activities.

PS- Electronic Intifadah is just a website that exposes the daily crimes of the Israeli occupation. It doesn’t support terrorism in anyway! Check it out people!

David on July 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm

Palestinians learn hate from their daily encounters with Israel. 60 thousand home demolitions, land theft, theft of water, closed borders, Jewish only roads, Jewish only settlements, Israel dumps 70% of her trash in the West Bank, curfews, the uprooting of 400,000 olive trees, 700 check points(most no where near the 67 border), 4 million refugees, complete control of all their imports and exports, ect. Most of which has nothing to do with “security” but rather mantaining a safe occupation.

Israel teaches the Palestinians to hate them. If Palestinians did to the Israeli’s what Israel does to the Palestinians, Debbie Schlussel would be up in arms screaming “anti-semitism.”

David on July 22, 2010 at 4:39 pm

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