April 18, 2006, - 3:37 pm

Good or Bad News for Borders?: ICE Princess to Spawn; Special Treatment for Female Agents

By Debbie Schlussel
First, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), the agency charged with enforcing immigration laws (and not letting good agents do so) got some woman they picked up from the mall to head it up–Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess.”
Now, sources inside the ICE Palace tell us that the incompetent, unqualified ICE Princess is pregnant and will be gone on maternity leave, soon. “The prevailing thought is a late fall departure on maternity leave and the end of her recess appointment,” a source says. (Though, we’ve reported that Bush quietly reanointed her for a longer appointment until the end of his lackluster, border-hemorrhaging 2nd term.)
Is this good news or bad news? Well, The ICE Princess hasn’t done much, except smile for her modeling portfolio a/k/a the “ICE Update” (ICE’s in-house newsletter for agents) and order ICE agents to release 70-plus illegal aliens in Texas without even checking their IDs. Oh, and there was that order to ICE agents to stay away from (and not arrest anyone at) the illegal alien Woodstocks taking place these past few weeks all over America.

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Julie Myers’ Family Security: Coming Soon to an Unsecure Border Near You

(Julie Myers’ Family Values Courtesy of Photoshop Master, David A. Lunde)

But without the ICE Princess, the agency will be run by the same old mess of incompetents that are basically running things for her, anyway (since she is in way over her ICE Princess head). It seems like a wash.
With the ICE Princess on leave in the fall, it reminds us why we object to women in such leadership positions. Her incompetence aside, if she knew she was going to have a baby, she should NOT have nominated herself for such a serious FULL-TIME job (and stuck to her real talent: making party favors with White House trinkets, like Paris Hilton’s mom, instead).
Being Immigration chieftess, especially at this time, is not a job that can accommodate being a new mom. And being a mom is a job that cannot accommodate being Immigration chieftess. She must choose. But she won’t, and her kid and the American people will suffer. She’s already shown her selfishness and callousness to America, by picking herself for the ICE leadership position (she was in charge of the job search at the White House Office of Personnel Management).
We have visions of Massachusetts former Acting Governor Jane Swift, who couldn’t handle the job and mommyhood at the same time. So she illegally made taxpayers do the mommyhood duties (paying for transport of the twin brats, nannying, and picking up hubby’s dry cleaning).
And that brings us to other female-occupied high positions in ICE. One is held by Traci Lembke, Acting ICE Ethics Princess. Although she spends most of her time protecting her unethical ICE Agent friends (and card playing cronies), like Abu Moskowitz, and not investigating serious ethics violations (but going after petty ones committed by people she doesn’t like), she cannot handle the long hours demanded on the job. A divorced, single mother wants shorter hours. Sources say that The ICE Princess (Myers) redrew the position for Lembke so that she can work from home, have shorter hours, etc.–all while the taxpayers are paying her high salary (around $140,000 plus, sources say). Would a man get such job conditions? No way, Jose.
Then, there’s the shopping and mystery novelist conventions female federal agents, including ones from ICE, get to go to on your tax dime. The ICE Princess may be taking spawning leave in the fall, but not before she and ICE Director of Investigations Marcy Forman-Friedman a/k/a “Peppermint Patty” get to attend the June Women in Federal Law Enforcement confab. Mystery novelist David Baldacci is speaking, as is The ICE Princess (puh-leeze, if she’s a woman in law enforcement, so was Farrah Fawcett). Male federal agents have complained to us that it is a day off for chick agents to sign in and go shopping for purses. Hearing a mystery writer isn’t exactly work, either.
We propose a Men in Law Enforcement Poker Day. Turnabout is fair play, and we believe in equality.
Bottom Line: Don’t look for the illegal alien problem to get better. Look for it to get WORSE!

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6 Responses

No, Debbie, no-o-o-o-o!!!!!! Those eyes…those eyes!!!! Not the Runaway Eyes Julie pic!!!
Please, Debbie, post the “Clueless Cute” Julie pic, instead.

The_Man on April 18, 2006 at 11:52 pm

I can’t tell you how disgusted and disappointed I am about these appointments at ICE.
I feel like we are being made the fools and they are taking great advantage of us…..the American people……who pay the salaries for these do nothing free loaders.
What does Julie have to qualifiy her to lead this important agency?
Looks like only General Myers. I like him but he is taking advantage of his position. He knows it……so it just makes me think less of him.

mickie on April 19, 2006 at 7:53 am

the-man;it’s all a 3rd grade joke for you….

danny on April 19, 2006 at 3:29 pm

This is what happens in the Government all the time and I thank Debbie for showing the American public what goes on behind the scenes.
As a former law enforcement officer, I can tell you that this is just the tip of the iceberg. I resigned in disgust over what is happening because I could not do my job that I swore an oath to do.
Woman do not have to measure up to the previous high standards established for male cops. They get away with not having to measure up in physical fitness for one and the criminals laugh their asses off at female police officers that pretend to be cops.
That is why most departments never send out females without another male officer or waste the taxpayer money by making sure that backup male officers are patrolling the same exact beat that men used to do by themselves in case the poor little female needs backup(all the time).
I could go on an on but affirmative action is destroying this country in the name of Political Correctness.
Did anyone see the female General doing a press briefing the other day from Iraq? I’ll bet our enemy was intimidated by her presence! What a sad joke.
Julie Meyers was appointed for a reason, GWB knew she would destroy the agency and not do anything to enforce our laws, after all he is the chief cheerleader for Amnesty.
Ice has only prosecuted 3 employers in 2004 for hiring Illegals as compared to over 480 prosecutions in 1999.
Wanna be the ICE princess will prosecute zero but will file sexual harassment cases against hard working male officers?

ScottyDog on April 19, 2006 at 3:32 pm

Dan, my buddy and pal, if we weren’t buds I’d say I wish I was in the 3rd grade so I could decipher some of your ramblings, but I am The Man of peace and love, especially for you, my brutha!

The_Man on April 19, 2006 at 10:51 pm


As a former law enforcement officer, I can tell you that this is just the tip of the iceberg.”
Goes on in the military also. While working at “The Basic School”, aboard the Quantico Marine Corps Base, Quantico ,VA, female “2ndLT”‘s, during “humps” were only required to “hump” 40% of what a male was packing in his Rucksack. When the female couldn’t carry the weight, instructors and students spread loaded the non-hacking females gear to other students, namely men. “Gender Norming”, or a better term might be “feminizing” of many Federal Government, and local government, agencies will surely bring down our defenses. Then again, according to the “Fed’s”: Lower the standard, raise the average. Hmmm…

SickBoy on April 20, 2006 at 12:02 pm

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