April 21, 2006, - 4:50 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Hmmm . . . . Does this sound like the humility of a man charged with 14-counts of child pornography, including having sex with a 14-year-old on tape (and reportedly urinating on her)?
Nope. R. Kelly’s latest stop on his “R. Kelly as Mr. Showbiz” tour is here in the Detroit area. And the description of his latest antics and expected concert repertoire, as reported by The Detroit Spews, sure doesn’t sound like the usual humble behavior of a man facing the charges of his life:
* “MTV reports from a show in New York earlier this week that Kells performed a new song called ‘The Zoo,’ which includes the lines: ‘You and me, hopping like two kangaroos,’ and . . . ‘It’s like ‘Jurassic Park,’ but I’m your sexasaurus.’
* Kelly “asks the ladies to ‘get my computer love right off your screen’ during ‘Like a Real Freak,’ from his ‘TP2.com.’
* Kelly sings of “‘Sex Weed,’ described on his ‘TP.3’ album as the ‘sex so good that it gets me high.’
* In “Sex in the Kitchen,” Kelly “asks to get it on ‘over by the stove,’ later moving to the counter, ‘by the buttered rolls.’ Potatoes are involved, too.”
And remember all of this is with a preferred age group of 14-year-olds.
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