April 25, 2006, - 11:31 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh. Apparently, Hanoi Jane Fonda needs to get some attention again. So the Treasonous One spilling more info we didn’t need on her sex life.
Ditto for the most annoying Secretary of State. Ever. That would be the falsely surnamed Madeleine Albright, who claims she intimidates men. Whatever.
Both are whining that no-one will sleep with them. Didn’t anyone ever teach them three VERY important words?: Too. Much. INFORMATION. Apparently not.
And whiney liberal Detroit Free Press columnist Susan Angry, er . . . Ager, cries that both haven’t had sex because they’re “powerful woman.”
No. They WERE powerful. Now, they are IRRELEVANT, other than being well-known disgraces. Maybe one day feminists and liberals will get a clue that most American men are justly disgusted by these two women. And it might have something to do with their disgusting views and behavior when they were in power.
From Albright in The New York Times Sunday Magazine:
I am about to be 69 years old. . . . I am not looking to meet men. I also truly can’t imagine who is out there who might be interested in someone like me. I’m intimidating, don’t you think?
Intimidating? We have a different word for it. Like, given her “achievements” as Slick Willie’s foreign minister, maybe she should have “dated” this guy, for whom she seemed to have a “thing”:
And here are the sordid details from Hanoi Barbarella, courtesy of her latest absurd, unnecessary interview, courtesy of last week’s “Larry King Live” on CNN:
Larry King a/k/a “King of the Inane”: “Did you ever have low points in your sex life?”
Jane Fonda: “Yes, There’s been a six-year drought.”
King of the Inane: “Now?”
Hanoi Jane: “Um-hmm.”
King of the Inane: “By your choice?”
Hanoi Jane: “Yes.”
King of the Inane: “Why?”
Hanoi Jane: “I haven’t met anybody I wanted to break the fast with. . . . When you’re 68 years old, the idea of getting in bed with a new man is scary.”
Again, Too Much Information (TMI).
Scary? Nope, just disgusting. Because she still hasn’t apologized for this–a great reason why no-one would want to get into bed with her:
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