April 25, 2006, - 11:31 am

Sexless: More TMI From Hanoi Jane & Madeleine Dimwit

By Debbie Schlussel
Uh-oh. Apparently, Hanoi Jane Fonda needs to get some attention again. So the Treasonous One spilling more info we didn’t need on her sex life.
Ditto for the most annoying Secretary of State. Ever. That would be the falsely surnamed Madeleine Albright, who claims she intimidates men. Whatever.
Both are whining that no-one will sleep with them. Didn’t anyone ever teach them three VERY important words?: Too. Much. INFORMATION. Apparently not.
And whiney liberal Detroit Free Press columnist Susan Angry, er . . . Ager, cries that both haven’t had sex because they’re “powerful woman.”
No. They WERE powerful. Now, they are IRRELEVANT, other than being well-known disgraces. Maybe one day feminists and liberals will get a clue that most American men are justly disgusted by these two women. And it might have something to do with their disgusting views and behavior when they were in power.
From Albright in The New York Times Sunday Magazine:

I am about to be 69 years old. . . . I am not looking to meet men. I also truly can’t imagine who is out there who might be interested in someone like me. I’m intimidating, don’t you think?

Intimidating? We have a different word for it. Like, given her “achievements” as Slick Willie’s foreign minister, maybe she should have “dated” this guy, for whom she seemed to have a “thing”:

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And here are the sordid details from Hanoi Barbarella, courtesy of her latest absurd, unnecessary interview, courtesy of last week’s “Larry King Live” on CNN:

Larry King a/k/a “King of the Inane”: “Did you ever have low points in your sex life?”
Jane Fonda: “Yes, There’s been a six-year drought.”
King of the Inane: “Now?”
Hanoi Jane: “Um-hmm.”
King of the Inane: “By your choice?”
Hanoi Jane: “Yes.”
King of the Inane: “Why?”
Hanoi Jane: “I haven’t met anybody I wanted to break the fast with. . . . When you’re 68 years old, the idea of getting in bed with a new man is scary.”

Again, Too Much Information (TMI).
Scary? Nope, just disgusting. Because she still hasn’t apologized for this–a great reason why no-one would want to get into bed with her:

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So Sad, Too Bad: No Sex for Treasonous Hanoi Jane

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21 Responses

Feminine women are sexy, conservative women are sexy… something about Jane Fonda sitting on an anti-aircraft gun while American men are being tortured in the “Hanoi Hilton,” uh no not sexy. This would put a “damper” on things very effectively even if she were not old enough to be my mother.
Madeleine Albright? Not even with a handful of Viagra and a bottle of Tequila. I always get her confused with Walter Mondale. Twins? A good match for terror-boy Yasser though.

Paraclese on April 25, 2006 at 1:27 pm

LOVE is a dance├ľnot a competition.
Acts of mutual submission.
And thoughtfulness. Tenderness.
Above all, endless forgiveness.
FIND LOVE and sex will take care of itself~

The Canadien on April 25, 2006 at 1:31 pm

Powerful? Intimidating? How about BORING!

Paul on April 25, 2006 at 1:42 pm

I have always found Hanoi Jane Fond’a herself, quite unseemly. And Madeleine Albright to be rather mousey. She is as intimidating as a neutered hamster.

Rocky on April 25, 2006 at 4:28 pm

Powerful? LOL! Give me a break!
The reason why no one wants to put up with them is because they’re repulsive! Madeleine Halfbright is homely, fat, and overbearing. She looks like Walter Cronkite and she’s as appealing as a bulldog.
Hanoi Jane, although not as physically repulsive, she, too, is overbearing. She always comes off as if she’s on a mission to tear down the U.S., she’s too shrill, too unhappy, and just a pain in the ass. Neither of these battleaxes knows how to smile.

Thee_Bruno on April 25, 2006 at 4:38 pm

They are repulsive, not intimidating.
Legends in their own minds.

beretta on April 25, 2006 at 6:54 pm

Um Debbie, if you’re not busy….

shleppy on April 25, 2006 at 7:38 pm

The idea that men don’t like a woman with power is a feminist myth. Deep down inside most men get turned on by powerful, dominant women. Show most men a tasteful picture of a obvious dominatrix and they get real excited. What turns men off is not a woman’s power and dominance. It is the Harpies like Albright and Fonda that men hate.

jerry on April 26, 2006 at 9:19 am

So Jerry,boychickal;Ben’s dominating?

jaywilton on April 26, 2006 at 9:58 am

Jay:
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about?

jerry on April 26, 2006 at 10:37 am

Okay,Geri;”I have absolutely no idea what you are
talking about”either-so we’ll call it a draw(even
though I knocked you out).

jaywilton on April 26, 2006 at 10:48 am

jay:
I bet Debbie knows what I am talking about.

jerry on April 26, 2006 at 6:05 pm

Nu,Jer?You finally had the sex change operation?

jaywilton on April 26, 2006 at 6:41 pm

Jay:
You must not like women.

jerry on April 26, 2006 at 6:56 pm

So,Jerella;are you Anne Hooper’s ghost writer?

jaywilton on April 27, 2006 at 9:50 am

Jay:
Your responses indicate that you are a crossdressing slave to some cheap mistress and are trying to convince yourself that you are man.

jerry on April 27, 2006 at 10:15 am

Am I the only one who thinks Madeleine Albright looks like Danny DeVito as the Penguin?

KnightoftheImpaler on April 27, 2006 at 5:56 pm

jerry/Jerry;looks like you had a few Shirley Temple’s during intermission;now what were you saying about Harvey Fierstein getting rough with you?

jaywilton on April 28, 2006 at 6:57 am

Jay:
I am an only an occaisional poster here because I consider this a lightweight site. However, If I had read the next thread up I would realize that you are a degenerate which confirms my assesment that you are only projecting your own fantasies about crossdressing for a dominatrix on to other people.

jerry on April 28, 2006 at 8:53 am

jerry.check out what jay and his pals write.They are Trolls and loving it

danny on April 29, 2006 at 5:06 pm

To illiterate Chew(Danny):You have kayoed the myth that Chews are inteligent;but Chews are also not as illiterate as you have made them to be.Seriously,are you really a Chew-or just an illiterate Israel deserter-and are you really out of elementary school?

jaywilton on April 30, 2006 at 11:24 am

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