April 30, 2006, - 11:45 am

WSJ’s Silicone Valley: Sign the Apocalypse is Near

By Debbie Schlussel
Yet another sign the apocalypse may be upon us:
This bimbette snagged a prime spot on Friday’s Wall Street Journal editorial page. While Islamists torture and murder people worldwide, she’s outraged at the use of chimps by Madison Ave. The nerve of those ad execs!

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And since she’s the “honorary chair” of PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans), one wonders when the paper will demand she denounce her group’s funding for FBI-designated terrorist groups (like ALF–Animal Liberation Front, and ELF–Environmental Liberation Front).
For more on Pamela Anderson’s absurd animal rights rantings go here and here.

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Your words may not be so far from the truth. With all that is going on they focus on this. Interesting.

Paraclese on April 30, 2006 at 1:31 pm

I once witnessed an interesting spectacle a few years ago in a remote area of the Qinghai province of China. I watched as an aged woman picked up a small puppy and cradled it lovingly in her arms. She petted the little thing as it wagged its tail wildly and kept licking her in playful glee. She placed the puppy in a kettle of freshly drawn cold water. I wondered to myself why she would even bother to give it a bath in this run-down area of the province.
The coldness of the water made the puppy shiver. It tried to get out but the sides of the kettle were too high. Soon, the old woman returned with some small branches and twigs of wood. She placed them under the kettle and made a small fire. As the water heated up, the puppy calmed down and seemed to even enjoy it. After a little time went on the water got much warmer but the puppy had acclimated itself slowly to the heat and didn?t notice just how hot the water had now become.
Still more time passed. The water now began to slightly simmer, the puppy, now realizing the heat, struggled frantically to get out of the kettle. I looked at the old woman with some concern as she sat smiling. She had boiled the puppy alive right in front of my Western eyes then prepared it to be eaten.
Like the puppy in the water, many people haven’t quite caught on yet as to what is going on. By the time they do realize it, it will be a little too late.

Paraclese on April 30, 2006 at 3:29 pm

Paracleseeeeee you sure have a lot to say.every day,on Debbie’s back

danny on April 30, 2006 at 4:25 pm

This fashion photographer/author described models as “silly cows”.

code7 on April 30, 2006 at 7:23 pm

The peroxide has soaked through to Pammy’s brain.
chsw

chsw on April 30, 2006 at 8:01 pm

Is this a joke? The Bim said, “…so when I see chimpanzees being used as on-screen comedians, dressed up in silly costumes to sell credit cards, I think, Is this any way to treat a relative?”
What?!?!? That is beyond ridiculous. Wall Street Journal has just jumped the shark. They are now on National Enquirer or People Mag level.
Stick to making homemade pornos, Bim. I don’t care if Pammy and Danny hang out together at the dog clinic, she’s a joke.

The_Man on May 1, 2006 at 12:37 am

Will Villepin resign:
`A French army general told magistrates the prime minister specifically asked him to investigate the inclusion of Mr. Sarkozy in the files, subsequently exposed as a forgery.`
http://www.newkerala.com/news2.php?action=fullnews&id=51211

hutchrun on May 1, 2006 at 1:26 am

Debbie, I’m a longtime lurker. Thank you for this post. Perhaps this post bring to mind 1001 ‘blonde’ jokes, but I’ll forgive you. As far as I can ‘see,’ she can do no wrong. Who listens to her trite observations about animals? The picture, however, could launch a 1000 ships. Were I single? Would it were so . . . I’d like to buy her dinner, eat a juicy steak with her, kill a mink or sable and give it to her as gift. For, while you, Debbie, are at the top of the 100 ‘Hebrew Hotties’ list, Pamela is at the head of the list at ‘Shicksa Hotties.’ All tongue in cheek, no insult intended. david

biorabbi on May 1, 2006 at 10:52 am

Good ole Pam “the shit-stain” Anderson. I believe she has hepatitis. If science finds a cure they will no doubt owe it to testing on primates. I wonder if she’ll take the Vaccine?

Rich B on May 2, 2006 at 4:21 am

Rich B:like it or not animal tests are a thing not needed and not done by real ed. labs.But then again Rich B,your just talking crap on this site .Crap talk.

danny on May 2, 2006 at 3:27 pm

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