July 21, 2005, - 4:53 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Hmmm . . . What a coincidence! Terrorist group Islamic Jihad’s latest effort is a mass wedding, very cozy and intimate–with 200 brides and bridegrooms (all the better to get it done quickly so future terrorist breeding can begin). It reminds us of another group that frequently engages in these small, quiet affairs–the Moonies, followers of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon and his Unification Church. Islamic Jihad and the Moonies have something else in common. Both mindless cults–even if one is much more peaceful than the other.
No word on whether there was a mass “civilized” display of the blood-stained sheets (common to Islamic weddings)–to prove that future jihadist conception had begun (didn’t make the AP Photo cut, apparently).
Then, there’s Alisa Flatow, one of Islamic Jihad’s victims and one of the many American victims of Palestinian terrorism. She’ll never get to have a wedding–mass or otherwise. Meanwhile, Islamic Jihad founder and chief, Sami Al-Arian, who planned the bus attack on Flatow and others, remains on trial.
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