June 8, 2006, - 5:57 am

Buh-Bye 2-Fer: Palestinian ZARQAWI DEAD; Oil Prices Drop; MUST SHOW BODY to Islamic World; 1 Down, 1 Billion Qaeda Fans to Go

Ding-Dong, the Wicked Witch is Dead!
Splendid news this morning: Al-Qaeda leader (who basically took over where Bin Laden left off) Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi is dead. U.S. air strikes took the Islamic Long John Silver down. (And don’t forget, . Ever hear any Palestinians say, “I’m embarrassed “? Didn’t think so.)
Score not One but Two for the Great Satan Infidels. Since he’s dead, oil prices are dropping, Bloomberg News reports.
Since the Islamic World is populated by a cornucopia of conspiracy theorists, we will have to do the Uday/Qusay sew-up job and show his body on television. That will be the only way to convince the few convinceables that Zarqawi is really dead, and that it is not an evil Zionist plot to take attention away from the Haditha relative paper-cut.

Buh-Bye: Rigor Mortis for Qaeda Leader/Palestinian Zarqawi

And while this is cause for celebration and a huge symbolic/moral victory, it’s still a drop of water in the ocean of Al-Qaeda supporters. We still have (like, right near my home), that are apparently funding the insurgents, and yet feds like U.S. Attorney and ICE Michigan/Ohio Chief a/k/a “Abu Moskowitz” refuse to go after them (and are even partying with them!).
So with Zarqawi, it is One Down, Over 1 billion Muslim Qaeda Supporters Left to “Serve.” Don’t think so? Then, you forgot this hot Palestinian centerfold, who represents the vast majority like her throughout the “Arab Street” (and Muslim Street). And, again, don’t forget that, like her, Zarqawi was NOT an Iraqi but from the Jordanian town of Zarqa (thus, the nickname, Al-Zarqawi, “The Zarqan”).

Palestinian Centerfold on Ramallah Street Cheers 9/11 Attacks.

And don’t forget this picture, below, either. Bury Zarqawi in pig skin (some nice antique American football covers would do).

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24 Responses

Good riddance!
I guess this in another opportunity for Bush to come out and say that ‘we have turned a corner’

lawman on June 8, 2006 at 8:11 am

I’m from the South, and my mother always told me to speak good of the dead. So, al-Zarqawi is dead; good.

J K Stonecipher on June 8, 2006 at 8:27 am

I hope he is:
A. Enjoying his 72 year old virgin.
B. Enjoying his 72 virgins and they all look like Helen Thomas

Architect on June 8, 2006 at 8:36 am

The world is a much better place without Zarqawi today. I know this is just a drop in the bucket, but still this is good news. Wasn’t it thought that Zarqawi was the one who actually beheaded Berg in that video?
Hopefully bin Laden is soon to accompany Zarqawi.
I still say we should just nuke the whole place there.

Jeff_W on June 8, 2006 at 8:47 am

Right about now, Al-Fuckawi is going along the meeting line, shaking hands with Profit Mohammad, Saddam Hussein’s sons, the band of murderers from 9/11, and Satan.
BTW, isn’t it funny how the Muzlum Lawman is so upset about this. Don’t forget, he works for the ACLU (American Communist Lawyers Union). Also don’t forget that he’s a Muzlum first, second, and last.
The ACLU was founded in the 1920s by Roger Baldwin and Crystal Eastman, described as a “progressive” and “the perfect feminist.”
Earl Browder was general secretary of the Communist Party of the United States from 1930 through its dissolution in 1944. When the party was reconstituted as the Communist Political Association later that year, Browder was chosen as its president. Browder proudly proclaimed that the ACLU functioned as “a transmission belt” for the party.

Thee_Bruno on June 8, 2006 at 9:12 am

First, let’s not bury him; let’s let his body dangle from a bridge just as his henchmen hung American contractors from a bridge.
Second, may his 72 virgins all look like Yasir Arafat.

chsw on June 8, 2006 at 10:02 am

Hey Deb, how about re-tread virgins?

Architect on June 8, 2006 at 10:21 am

I’m sure there will be great sadness in the “Moose” community,as an infidel I guess I’ll celebrate with a beer or two! Allah akbar…kiss my American ass!

Chiefscotty24 on June 8, 2006 at 10:25 am

Maybe “Born Again Virgins”?

Architect on June 8, 2006 at 10:54 am

Great news. Get all these arses exposed debbie.

JJ on June 8, 2006 at 10:54 am

Of course Nick Berg’s father feels sad.

Ripper on June 8, 2006 at 11:09 am

Enjoy your 72 whores, scum-bag. Keep the Martyr autopsy photos comin’, boys! I’ll be celebrating Infidel Style tonight: A couple beers, loud, rock music, and sex with my infidel girlfriend.

Yiddish Steel on June 8, 2006 at 1:17 pm


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MAB on June 8, 2006 at 1:27 pm

Excellent news!
Take the boo-hoo argument away from the Communist Left:
Lady Liberty exercised her Pro-Choice.
He was a delayed full term abortion.
He exercised his “Right to Die.”
The U.S. Military euthanized him.
Zarqawi suddenly had a 1,000lbs of mid-life crisis.
The Muslim world needs “more understanding” towards those of a different culture.
Society made us do it.
We exercised Affirmative Action.
It was death therapy (Thanks Bob Wiley.)
“Knock Knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“al Kah.
“al Kah who?”
“al Kah BOOM!”

SickBoy on June 8, 2006 at 1:32 pm

Great news! 🙂 🙂 🙂

Freudianslippers on June 8, 2006 at 2:27 pm

Hell hath recieved one of it’s own and asks for more…
The Eagle’s claws were bloody today.

Marcubius on June 8, 2006 at 3:41 pm

Yet another Muzlum savage who allah was unable to save from the hands of the Infidel.
However, I really can’t blame allah…he’s too busy making room in hell to notice.

Thee_Bruno on June 8, 2006 at 4:31 pm

Abum Mooslob All-Zarqueerie
RIP – Rest in Pieces
Is it as critical as when we got Adm Yamamoto in WWII. I can only pray it is.
We’ll probably be decent and give his remains to some next of kin, but this is one time we shouldn’t be decent. We should take the body someplace remote in the western hemisphere and broadcast his “interment”. Throw him in a pit with ample quantities of pig entrails and dung,
and broadcast it live on pay-per-view. I’d pay to see it.

CornCoLeo on June 8, 2006 at 5:00 pm

Yep, 1 down, 1 freaken billion to go.
But I wouldn’t bury him in pig’s skin.
I’d feed him to the pigs.
no grave = forgoten martyr

RafaelVRabinovich on June 8, 2006 at 5:32 pm

Lameman;Hate bush do you?Hate ,muslim hate .So do muslim’s go to the parks.No? pour babbies

danny on June 8, 2006 at 6:10 pm

To CornCoLeo,
How can you be so insensitive! Although Al-Fuckawi was violent-prone, he should still be given a decent Islamic burial. Your description is just a reflection of the arrogance westerners display towards people of the Muzlum faith.
Although I disagree with Al-Fuckawi’s methods, his burial should be proper and honorable;
A. His body should be cleansed, especially his genitals (conforming with Islamic tradition),
B. His body wrapped in the correct burial garments (conforming with Islamic tradition),
C. Women should be banned from the burial ceremony (conforming with Islamic tradition),
D. Islamic prayers performed asking that Allah have mercy on him and grant him paradise (conforming with Islamic tradition),
D. The 125 h.p. industrial strenght woodchipper is then started (conforming with a sense of justice),
E. His body is then thrown into the chipper and the debris is fed into a slop-feeder (conforming with a sense of justice),
F. The slop is then delivered to the pig pen and fed to the attendant swine and devoured (conforming with a sense of justice, therefore guaranteeing – in the minds (?) of the Muzlum Sewer that this barbarian will never see paradise with 72 virgin swine).
If anyone thinks that this is a little too extreme, well, just recall those videos of this savage beheading innocent westerners. Let them recall all of those IED’s that killed and maimed our soldiers and other innocent people.

Thee_Bruno on June 8, 2006 at 6:33 pm

The only bad part about Zarqawi’s death is that it wasn’t long and torturous to match the fate he bestowed on others.
Zarqawi was a demon straight from the pits of hell and now has returned.
Good riddance.

The_Man on June 8, 2006 at 11:43 pm

Where Is Your Al-Zarqawi Statement?
By Dana Milbank
WASHINGTON You’ve got to get up early to beat John Cornyn.
The senator, a Texas Republican, issued his statement about the killing of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi at 6:20 a.m., a full hour and 11 minutes before President Bush made his own statement in the Rose Garden.
“Al-Zarqawi has made his last video,” Cornyn announced, through an e-mail sent by his early-rising spokesman, Don Stewart.
“I don’t sleep,” Stewart explained.
Cornyn was the runaway winner in the race to issue statements about the demise of the terrorist leader. Notably lagging in the standings: Democrats. The first Democrat’s statement to land in this reporter’s inbox came at 9:25 a.m., from Steny Hoyer, of Maryland, the No. 2 House Democrat and it was a bit cranky.

LoneStarMan on June 9, 2006 at 12:40 pm

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