June 8, 2006, - 12:55 pm

ICE Legacy: Pee Wee’s PlayHouse is Ba-a-a-ck!

By Debbie Schlussel
What do immigration and Pee Wee Herman have in common?
More than you know.
You can thank John Clark, Deputy Assistant Homeland Security Secretary for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), for bringing “Pee Wee’s Playhouse” back to TV.
After all, Clark, the second highest ranking immigration official in the nation, made it hip again to masturbate in public. As we reported here, Clark engineered a sweetheart deal between ICE and his buddy high-ranking ICE Agent Frank Figueroa a/k/a “Frankie the Fig” (who fondled himself in front of a teen girl at a mall while on the job) to allow Figueroa to retire in comfort with a huge $100,000-plus annual pension and full benefits.

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ICE’s John Clark, Frank Figueroa, Pee Wee Herman

Given that, it’s no surprise that Cartoon Network announced, this week, that Paul Reubens a/k/a “Pee Wee Herman” and reruns of his former show, “Pee Wee’s Playhouse” shall return to children’s television.
“Pee Wee’s Playhouse” was pulled from TV when Reubens was caught fondling himself at a Florida porn theater in 1991.
Proof that if one Florida man, a high-ranking federal agent, can be instantly rehabilitated, so can another–a former kid’s show host.
But, at least, Pee Wee had the courtesy and good sense to do his “duty” in an adult-only facility where one would expect that kind of thing. 15 years ago, it was not acceptable to do this kind of thing in public, and his show was yanked. And it still shouldn’t be.
But, hey, if a federal agent once in Charge of ICE’s Operation Predator can do it and still get his pension, why can’t Pee Wee have his kid’s show?
What’s good for the Fig is good for the Pee Wee. Fondling in public made hip . . . the ICE legacy.

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7 Responses

Now “Chairy” and “Jambi” won’t have to live on the street anymore, now that the residuals will start rolling in again.

Yiddish Steel on June 8, 2006 at 2:25 pm

just thought it would be rather important to point out the fact that while the show is being aired on cartoon network, it is by NO means on childrens television. In fact the block it is to be part of is entitled ADULT SWIM. a fact that was clearly mentioned in the article you cited, yet somehow you managed to totally ignore this. here is the quote from the article
The Emmy Award-winning show will get new life on the Cartoon Network?s Adult Swim lineup, which will air all 45 original episodes beginning July 10, company officials announced Monday.
that is all
IN TODAY’S WORLD OF WORKING MOMS AND POOR DISCIPLINE, PLENTY OF KIDS WATCH THE CARTOON NETWORK AT ALL HOURS, ADULT SWIM OR NO SWIM. LIPSTICK ON A PIG DOESN’T MAKE IT OTHERWISE.
REGARDLESS, THE POINT OF THE POST WAS NOT THAT I MIND SO MUCH THAT PEE WEE IS BACK. IT IS THAT ICE LEADERSHIP MADE IT OKAY, ACCEPTABLE, AND HIP AGAIN TO BE A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR, WHICH IS STILL A CRIME, FYI. PEE WEE HAD TO DO 15 YEARS PENANCE TO MAKE A COMEBACK FROM SOMETHING HE DID AT A PORN SHOP. FRANKIE THE FIG, AN ICE AGENT, DIDN’T HAVE TO WAIT AT ALL, AND HE DID IT IN FRONT OF A TEEN GIRL AT A MALL, WHILE ON THE JOB. HE DID NOT GET THE PEE WEE TREATMENT, WHEN WHAT HE DID WAS FAR MORE OBJECTIONABLE.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

SenorCovert on June 8, 2006 at 3:01 pm

Great. Three jerkoffs (Sorry, I had to be the first one to say it).

KnightoftheImpaler on June 8, 2006 at 5:38 pm

I always liked Pee Wee. He is extremely talented. Arresting him for jerking off in a private booth in a porno hut was a joke. They might as well have arrested him for drinking in a bar. Free Pee Wee.

shleppy on June 8, 2006 at 6:55 pm

The reruns are going to be on at 11pm.
You call that a “return to children’s television”?
You are precious.
THE CARTOON NETWORK IS WATCHED MOSTLY BY . . . KIDS! AND GUESS WHAT? THIS AIN’T THE ’50S. OR EVEN THE ’80S. PLENTY OF KIDS ARE UP THEN AND WATCHING. WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY. WELCOME TO AMERICA.
REGARDLESS, THE POINT OF THE POST WAS NOT THAT I MIND SO MUCH THAT PEE WEE IS BACK. IT IS THAT ICE LEADERSHIP MADE IT OKAY, ACCEPTABLE, AND HIP AGAIN TO BE A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR, WHICH IS STILL A CRIME, FYI. PEE WEE HAD TO DO 15 YEARS PENANCE TO MAKE A COMEBACK FROM SOMETHING HE DID AT A PORN SHOP. FRANKIE THE FIG, AN ICE AGENT, DIDN’T HAVE TO WAIT AT ALL, AND HE DID IT IN FRONT OF A TEEN GIRL AT A MALL, WHILE ON THE JOB. HE DID NOT GET THE PEE WEE TREATMENT, WHEN WHAT HE DID WAS FAR MORE OBJECTIONABLE.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL
DEBBIE SCHLUSEL

Avalon on June 8, 2006 at 11:16 pm

Sticking with your example of “lipstick on a pig” not making it otherwise.Adult television that happens to be watched by a child still be adult television and not “childrens television” as you called it? If the fact that a child watched a show immediately made it childrens television ALL television would be childrens television.
THE POINT OF THE POST WAS NOT THAT I MIND SO MUCH THAT PEE WEE IS BACK. IT IS THAT ICE LEADERSHIP MADE IT OKAY, ACCEPTABLE, AND HIP AGAIN TO BE A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR, WHICH IS STILL A CRIME, FYI. PEE WEE HAD TO DO 15 YEARS PENANCE TO MAKE A COMEBACK FROM SOMETHING HE DID AT A PORN SHOP. FRANKIE THE FIG, AN ICE AGENT, DIDN’T HAVE TO WAIT AT ALL, AND HE DID IT IN FRONT OF A TEEN GIRL AT A MALL, WHILE ON THE JOB. HE DID NOT GET THE PEE WEE TREATMENT, WHEN WHAT HE DID WAS FAR MORE OBJECTIONABLE.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

SenorCovert on June 9, 2006 at 1:45 am

my last post should have read :
“Wouldn’t Adult television that happens to be watched by a child still be adult television and not “childrens television” as you called it?”
sorry about the omission

SenorCovert on June 9, 2006 at 1:57 am

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