June 13, 2006, - 4:08 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
While some northern border states feel the pain of the illegal alien problem, most of the suburbanites where I live (in the Detroit area) don’t seem to care.
They never go anywhere near Little Ramallah (a/k/a Dearborn, where many Muslim illegals reside). And since our federal authorities–Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chief Brian Moskowitz a/k/a “Abu Moskowitz” and U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy III a/k/a “Abu Porno”–make few arrests and even fewer prosecutions of illegal alien criminals, no-one seems to notice that it’s a burgeoning problem.
But since an illegal alien criminal has now broken into homes in swanky soccer mom RINO Republican country and stolen jewelry (scroll down linked page), maybe they’ll get a clue. And hear the ring of the wake up call. Even those Birkenstock Republican BoBos (Bourgeois Bohemians) who love to pity those illegal aliens might finally side with that mean Mr. Immigration Man, after this:
BIRMINGHAM: Illegal immigrant, 16, suspected of break-ins
Birmingham police arrested a 16-year-old illegal immigrant whom they suspected of breaking into homes in the North Eton-Graefield area.
Over the last three weeks, about a half-dozen break-ins were reported at a condominium complex in the area. In each case, entry had been made through ground-floor windows that had been left open while no one was home, police said.
Police began surveillance of the area, and at about 2:30 p.m. Thursday observed the teen concealing some audio equipment and jewelry in a plastic bag in a garage. He was arrested that day.
The teen was turned over to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. A deportation hearing will be held soon, police said.
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