July 21, 2006, - 4:57 pm

Story of the Day: Maybe They Needed to Outfit Hezbollah . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
Just curious what Victoria’s Secret bras are selling for on the black market, these days.
Probably a lot, judging from the fact that a couple stole 192 of them from a Detroit area location of the store. (One wonders how they got that many bras out of the store without anyone noticing.) From today’s Detroit Spews:

Troy: Couple sought in theft of 192 bras from store
Police seek a couple believed to be responsible for the theft of 192 bras valued at $8,900 from a Victoria’s Secret store at 432 W. 14 Mile on Wednesday night. The woman is described as 5-foot-1 with brown hair and blonde highlights in a ponytail, and was wearing a black tank top and jeans. The man was 5-foot-6, 150 pounds, with brown hair, and was wearing a white shirt and khaki pants. Anyone with information is asked to call (248) 680-7280.

Hmmm . . . Maybe they needed to outfit the Hezbollah warriors in full battle dress for their attacks on America.

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Nice Lipstick:

Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah’s Girlie-Man Terrorist Leader

(Artwork by David Lunde)

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3 Responses

Instead of a poster maybe he should be holding a piece of melon, to keep flies away from his vagina!

CornCoLeo on July 22, 2006 at 12:23 am

That chick on the right is a turnoff man!! Needs to bathe in Nair! Never seen such a hairy woman in my life!!

Eric on July 22, 2006 at 10:54 am

Terrorist Leader!!!!
How come ? hehe
do u name the one who protect his own country by a Terrorist ?
What a joke !!
lool
Hezbullah is a body to protect the world from the Terrorist and from any enemy who wants our Land … the real Terrorist Which U dont know it .. please read the Qura’an and read well about the Terrorism and then say Who is the Terrorist..the one who respect our souls and respect the humanity or the one who kills children and rap women .. and wanna rap also our heritage and our own Land..

dodes on August 8, 2007 at 5:21 pm

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