August 2, 2005, - 9:02 am

Worst Movie of the Year

By Debbie Schlussel
Dukes of Hazzard. Horrid. Like being forced to watch “Hee Haw” for four hours straight. Save your money. If you are seeing it for Jessica Simpson, watch her video. She spends less time in the movie than in that–for good reason. Worst actress: Jessica Simpson.
I guarantee this movie wins the 2005 Razzie and so does she. More proof that some things from the 70s should never make a comeback.

Related Posts with Thumbnails
Print Friendly



Tags: ,

5 Responses

I real feel sorry for Burt Reynolds. He has stated in the past his regrets over turning down the James Bond role and, later, turning down the “Terms of Endearment” role that Jack Nicholson later took and won an Oscar with. I wonder what this film will do to his career.
I have not seen this film, partly because the previews absolutely sicken me. I loved Dukes of Hazzard when I was a kid. Believe it or not, not because of Catherine Bach but because of the sheer humor: how Bo and Luke wear the same outfits each episode, how the car never seems to suffer damage despite all the endless jumps and scrapes, the incredible ineptness of Roscoe P. Coltrane and Boss Hogg.
As a Christian, I find myself deeply disappointed in Jessica Simpson. I don’t understand why she chooses to degrade herself and women in general by starring in films like this and posing the way she did for Rolling Stone.
If this movie’s primary selling point is Daisy Duke’s sexuality, it may very well flop. Sex is used often to sell films, but films that rely too much on sex and nothing on acting, script writing, storylines, etc., traditionally do poorly at the box office.

rickzowie on August 2, 2005 at 5:25 pm

At least “Hee Haw” had a few good Chet Atkins tunes.

painter_tommy on August 2, 2005 at 10:07 pm

Atleast “Hee Haw” had a few good Chet Atkins tunes.

painter_tommy on August 2, 2005 at 10:11 pm

Bert Reynolds has a career?
I think Jessica’s good girl image is a sham crafted by her weird “Look at her cans!” Dad. Great looking bim with gazongas grande, but she’s a complete bore with nothing to offer except being famous for being famous…Playboy material in 3 years. Hey, Halle Berry has been dumped numerous times, too.
I’m not planning on seeing this as it just gives off a stupid vibe, even though I like Stifler in other movies. This is one I can wait to see on cable.
I loved Hee Haw.

Jeff_W on August 3, 2005 at 9:14 am

Well, “has” might not be the best word for Mr. Reynolds.
I’d rather spend my time watching REAL films with excellent story lines, excellent plots, camera work, etc. My favorite is the Al Pacino and Robert De Niro crime drama “Heat”. Ridley Scott’s “Alien” was good also.

rickzowie on August 3, 2005 at 4:40 pm

Leave a Reply

* denotes required field