August 30, 2006, - 1:47 pm

Confucius’ Weird “Sports” Enigma

By Debbie Schlussel
Weird “Sports’” finale begins tonight: It’s the WNBA Finals.
Confucius say:

What is the sound of one hand clapping? If a tree fell in a forest and nobody was there to hear it, did it make a noise?

Check out what we said about the Weird Nuisance Brought on America/Waste of National Broadcast Airtime at the start of the “season.”

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i would rather watch the the test pattern on cable channel 456 at 3 am than watch chuga women play basketball. i was once forced to go to a connecticut sun game and felt like they were out to get me, i think it was at a convention of the she women men hating club.oh by the way after watching the game the connecticut sun gave a 100 dollars in casino chip won 600 dollars, free dinner at the eating gallery and a nice harley leather jacket and watch women makeout and grab themselves in front of my wife ,i been told by her that i will not be allowed back because she thinks a got a rise out of it oh well

PNAMARBLE on August 30, 2006 at 7:45 pm

At the risk of sounding like a chauvinist pig (not that I give a shiit) watching the WNBA brings the B word to mind. Not bitch or butch. BORING! It’s low quality basketball that can be surpassed on any high school court. These guys, er I mean gals can’t shoot, can’t dunk (alright. It happened once. About 2 seasons ago) and generally have the same effect on me as a Qualude.

Rich B on August 31, 2006 at 3:21 am

WNBA who?

KOAJaps on August 31, 2006 at 7:11 pm

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