September 19, 2006, - 11:39 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Yet more evidence that Oprah Winfrey, HRHSBoTU (Her Royal Highness, Supreme Being of the Universe), is completely out of touch with mainstream America:
Yesterday, she and her “best friend” Gayle King went on a road trip across America in–shock of all shockers!–a car. And, even more shocking, Oprah actually had to drive. HRHSBoTU announced that this was her first time in a non-chauffeur-driven limo in years, her first time actually driving a car like the rest of us cattle from America’s coach section. The chick could barely figure out how to pump gas. Video here. (Thanks to Sticky Notes for the tip on the video.) Suffering for Oprah = driving and/or riding in a normal car.
Yes, your wife, girlfriend, daughter, gay male friend, and wimpy, metrosexual stay-at-home Mr. Mom husband are all taking their advice and “lifestyle instruction” on “how to be your best self” on a daily basis from a woman who does NOT drive a car and only rides in limos.
And they made fun of President George H.W. Bush for being amazed by a check-out lane scanner?! He’s got nothin’ on HOprah when it comes to being out of touch with America.
Don’t forget why Oprah Sucks.
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