September 19, 2006, - 11:39 am

HOprah Watch: Out of Touch Oprah’s 1st Time in a Non-Limo

By Debbie Schlussel
Yet more evidence that Oprah Winfrey, HRHSBoTU (Her Royal Highness, Supreme Being of the Universe), is completely out of touch with mainstream America:
Yesterday, she and her “best friend” Gayle King went on a road trip across America in–shock of all shockers!–a car. And, even more shocking, Oprah actually had to drive. HRHSBoTU announced that this was her first time in a non-chauffeur-driven limo in years, her first time actually driving a car like the rest of us cattle from America’s coach section. The chick could barely figure out how to pump gas. Video here. (Thanks to Sticky Notes for the tip on the video.) Suffering for Oprah = driving and/or riding in a normal car.

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(Islamofascist Oprah by Preston Taylor Holmes/Six Meat Buffet)

Yes, your wife, girlfriend, daughter, gay male friend, and wimpy, metrosexual stay-at-home Mr. Mom husband are all taking their advice and “lifestyle instruction” on “how to be your best self” on a daily basis from a woman who does NOT drive a car and only rides in limos.
And they made fun of President George H.W. Bush for being amazed by a check-out lane scanner?! He’s got nothin’ on HOprah when it comes to being out of touch with America.
Don’t forget why Oprah Sucks.

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5 Responses

You sound like Sal the Stockbroker obssessing over everythang Robin Quivers does!!!
Okrah is a non-entity when it comes to contemporary politics

EminemsRevenge on September 19, 2006 at 12:01 pm

Where did she find her pet stedman?

Burt on September 19, 2006 at 1:34 pm

Note to EminemsDummy: Okrah is one of the richest and most influential persons in the world. I loathe her, but she unfortunately cannot be ignored.
Anyone who watches and enjoys this show is an idiot.
I followed the link Debbie provided with the itenary. Under the “The Guidebook” heading it says, “Oprah and Gayle slept here!” Uh huh!, true “best friends.”

Jeff_W on September 19, 2006 at 3:24 pm

i wonder why the truth never comes out about gayle king, oprah ruined her marriage i feel sorry for gayle ex i had him as a teacher at central connecticut real cool guy, if any one wants to see gayle at her worst back in the 80’s when she was on wfsb in hartford she interview frank zappa and she asked him why micheal jackson is so great and in that zappa forum he pull the rug from under her and she look like the biggest idiot in the world now that gayle /oprah and there best!

PNAMARBLE on September 19, 2006 at 7:19 pm

Some guy has started a Oprah for President campaign. Oprah is suing him, go figure.

Burt on September 21, 2006 at 12:57 pm

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