September 20, 2006, - 11:12 am

Cornucopia of Ahmadinejad: Is Iran’s Loony Prez a Shrimpy Metrosexual? Int’l Whores for Mahmoud

By Debbie Schlussel
Besides his madness, his anti-Semitism, his hatred of America, and his desire to hurriedly bring on doomsday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has a huge ego. And he’s short. And he’s also a metrosexual.
In an exclusive TIME Magazine interview with Ahmadinejad–ominously titled “A Date With a Dangerous Mind”–we learn about Mahmoud the Madman’s love for clothes and the way he looks. He even has a name for his favorite “trademark” jacket. We also learn that at only 5’4″, the diminutive one may have a Napoleon’s complex:

He is wearing blue-gray trousers, black loafers and the trademark tan jacket that even he calls his “Ahmadinejad jacket.” He mutters something to himself as he settles into an aging leather chair with bad springs. For a moment, he seems irked by the chair, perhaps because it makes him seem even smaller than his 5 ft. 4 in., but soon he’s smiling, prodding, leaning forward to make his points.

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Apparently, no-one in America told him that the “Ahmadinejad jacket” is generally referred to here as a “Members Only Jacket” and that he’s the last member (thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow’s character in “Shallow Hal” for that one). We also learn, not surprisingly, that the man is just plain in love with himself:

Over the course of the 45-minute interview, he was serious, smiling and cocky–evidence of a self-assurance that borders on arrogance. His brown eyes locked onto mine when he made a point about Iran’s nuclear program. His rhetoric was measured, but he was adamant on the issues that have made him so controversial.

Here’s the “Debbie’s Notes” (sorry, Cliff) version of the interview with Mahmoud the Mad:
* More Holocaust denial, more anti-Semitism, and support for the Palestinians;
* George Bush needs to change his behavior, not me;
* Christians act unChristian, “Death to America” doesn’t really mean “Death to America,” various unbelievable definitions of what it really means;
* I’m against nukes. I just make them for a hobby in my free time;
* I didn’t need to visit the WTC site–I saw it on TV. Translation: Who cares about those dead Americans? It’s a start.
As he left the interview, we learned that Aikenized, Seacrested, Manilowed (oops!–evil Zionist singer alert) girlie-man Ahmadinejad is still worried about his clothes and still in love with himself:

Ahmadinejad bolted from the room, swapped his jacket for a suit coat and climbed into a Mercedes. As the car pulled away, he sat in the back with an aide, smiled one more time and threw us a final wave.

It’s good to be King. Or dictator elected President in a fake election in an Islamic Republic with nukes.
On another Ahmadinejad note, today’s Wall Street Journal reports that France, Germany, Russia, and China don’t want sanctions against Iran because they are doing a lot of business with the Iranians. China sells them trucks, Russia sells them cars built by France’s Peugeot-Citroen. Not in the article is the belief that Germany even released the Hezbollah murderer of Navy Diver Robert Stethem to please Iran (and gain the release of a German chick who moved to Iraq and became a Muslimah).
These countries are a bunch of whores. Plain and simple. Once again, we Americans are on our own. On 9/11, they attacked us. No-one else. And we will have to fight this war against Islamic terror and extremists on our own.
Don’t ever forget that this is the man we are dealing with . . . and to whom they are whoring themselves out:

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I find it apalling and infuriating that this sawed-off little punk is even allowed in this country, and to top it off, given carte blanche to address the U.N. with his agenda of hate and destruction for the U.S. and his allies. Then again, it’s the U.N., with Kofie “The Lost Bushman” Anan as the pivotman in this latest political circlejerk. It doesn’t surprise me he is a little man (5’4″)in stature and in class. You would think, being so anal about his appearance, he’d at least put a suit and tie on but that’s beneath him. No, we get the full monty of his weak spin on the “Mao jacket”, and open collar ’70′s disco look.
He said nothing new or surprising to me; he hates America, he wants us all dead, his claim of nuclear energy for peaceful use is BS, and it’s time we stop tap-dancing around with this puke and send in a team to take him out. While we’re at it, let’s get the rest of the hate mongers and make it a package deal. The last time we pussied around getting a dangerous individual like him, we still find ourselves hunting his ass all over God’s abomination, that is, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, and those other cesspools of fetid waste. For those who say Bush isn’t doing enough or doing it “right”, at least he’s not getting his chubby polished in the Oval Office. (All that banter about him knocking the bottom out of Condy Rice is bullshit too! Haven’t seen a speck of evidence to support that.)

Gunny on September 20, 2006 at 12:10 pm

This short nasty man is a transparent wingnut. He should have been silenced in the U.N. after his first lie. Then escorted off stage to a waiting plane.

freewoman on September 20, 2006 at 12:22 pm

freewoman: This would be IslamiNazi Napoleon should have been secured in a straight-jacket and escorted off stage to an asylum for the criminally insane.

FreethinkerNY on September 20, 2006 at 1:34 pm

U.N. out of the U.S. already! It’s disgusting that idiots like the heads of Iran and Venezuela are allowed into the U.S. so they can make anti American tirades from New York. Move the U.N. to Switzerland.

ISLAMSFORLOSERS on September 20, 2006 at 1:40 pm

Debbie, psychopaths tend to be narcissists. Its all about them. Other people simply don’t exist for them, except as tools to be used and discarded to advance their own interests. Ahmedinejad fits the type to a T. I am taller than him and I don’t think of him at all. The only reason to even pay him attention is the fact he is intent on acquiring the nuclear bomb and if he had it already, he definitely would use it. Let’s remember that Ahmedinejad and the people in the suicide cult in which he claims proud membership take their fanaticism literally.

NormanF on September 20, 2006 at 1:41 pm

Just a note, Iran didn’t attack us on 9/11, and I don’t think that 9/11 should have to be our reason to take them to war/sanction them/whatever. The fact that they have/will have nukes should be enough. We need to using 9/11 to tug on heart strings, and let the American people know why we’re really going into war.
THAT’S DEBATABLE. A RECENT ARTICLE IN THE WALL ST. JOURNAL, DETAILING THE 9/11 COMMISSION CHAIRMEN’S BOOK, NOTES THAT THE 9/11 HIJACKERS FLEW WITH AND HAD DEALINGS WITH IRAN AND HEZBOLLAH’S IMAD MUGHNIYEH (THE ARTICLE MISTAKENLY CALLS HIM “MUGNIYAR”). SO IRAN MAY HAVE, INDEED, HAD A HAND IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS. WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE THE EXTENT BECAUSE, AS THE ARTICLE POINTED OUT, THE 9/11 COMMISSION GLOSSED OVER THAT AND DIDN’T WANT TO DELVE INTO THE IRAN/HEZBOLLAH CONNECTION. IT DIDN’T FIT INTO THEIR NEATLY “SOLVED” PUZZLE.
THE ARTICLES ARE HERE:
http://www.opinionjournal.com/la/?id=110008809
AND HERE:
http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110005237
AND HERE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART FROM THE FIRST URL, ABOVE:
“For instance, the commission uncovered CIA documents that threatened to complicate matters by dragging Iran into the 9/11 conspiracy: The documents revealed that Iran had “apparently facilitated” the travel of most of the 9/11 “muscle hijackers” in flights from Afghanistan by not stamping their passports, and that Imad Mugniyar, the Hezbollah terrorist group’s infamous chief of terrorist operations, had flown with the hijackers. But the commissioners merely referred the “troubling” matter to the CIA project manager.
At that point, the report was only one week away from publication. The project manager quickly ran the information past the agency’s prisoners and sent a reply back “just in time for inclusion in the Report,” Messrs. Kean and Hamilton write. Result: “We found no evidence that Iran or Hezbollah was aware of the planning for what later became the 9/11 attack.” Such CIA feeds permitted the commission to hew to its theory that al Qaeda carried out 9/11 with no help from any outside party or government.”
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Descent on September 20, 2006 at 2:02 pm

Debbie,
As you are well aware this man uses the argument that there was no holocaust as the basis for a “moral reason” to challenge Israel’s right to exist–he starts making his demands from this lie. He needs to be dealt wtih.
Bob

BB on September 20, 2006 at 4:10 pm

“THAT’S DEBATABLE. A RECENT ARTICLE IN THE WALL ST. JOURNAL, DETAILING THE 9/11 COMMISSION CHAIRMEN’S BOOK, NOTES THAT THE 9/11 HIJACKERS FLEW WITH AND HAD DEALINGS WITH IRAN AND HEZBOLLAH’S IMAD MUGHNIYEH (THE ARTICLE MISTAKENLY CALLS HIM “MUGNIYAR”). SO IRAN MAY HAVE, INDEED, HAD A HAND IN THE 9/11 ATTACKS. WE’LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE THE EXTENT BECAUSE, AS THE ARTICLE POINTED OUT, THE 9/11 COMMISSION GLOSSED OVER THAT AND DIDN’T WANT TO DELVE INTO THE IRAN/HEZBOLLAH CONNECTION. IT DIDN’T FIT INTO THEIR NEATLY “SOLVED” PUZZLE.
THE ARTICLES ARE HERE:
http://www.opinionjournal.com/la/?id=110008809
AND HERE:
http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110005237
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL”
Ah, that makes sense. Don’t you know that if they were to dig deeper they would have to do more “work”? Come on Debbie, you know we can’t ask that they actually do their job, that’s absurd.
DESCENT:
I EDITED THAT COMMENT I MADE ABOVE, COMPLETE WITH THE LINKS. PLEASE RE-READ THE EDITED COMMENT AND CHECK THE LINKS FOR THE DETAILS ON HEZBOLLAH’S AND IRAN’S TIES TO THE 9/11 HIJACKERS. IT’S DISTURBING.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Descent on September 20, 2006 at 4:50 pm

NormanFÖIRAN does have NUKES ñ but this guy wants a factory first (not just a few dozen aged leftovers), and then he wants to stockpile second.
He wonít make any real threatening overtures until then~
HEíLL STILL BE asinine (denying the Holocaust etc.) because thatís a typical, unguarded, outpouring of that stupid, childish, Islamic mindset that has spread like rabies, or feces, through them all.
Donít expect Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or any of these other Islamic Sons of Cain to have a conscienceÖbecause hate and murder is ALL they knowÖIN FACT their Koran is drowning in it, and all Muslims are swept away in THAT BOOKSí MADNESS~
And if the naÔve WEST drops their guard against this CON MANÖor any other MUSLIM MEGALOMANIAC like him, in this the nuclear ageÖ expect NUCLEAR BOMBS to be deployed like fireworks, and without hesitation, against any American target.
And HEíLL BE LAUGHING just like the above~
FolksÖITíS a TIME of WARÖand a 3rd term for George Bush is obligatory~ +

The Canadien on September 20, 2006 at 7:07 pm

Show me a Muslim country that didn’t have some sort of tie to 9/11 one way or another, training, financing, logistical support, etc. Even better, show me a Muslim country that has not supported terrorism on a mass scale.
Oh and kick the UN out!! Let them go to Iran since they love Ahmenijahd so much.

Minnie Mouse on September 20, 2006 at 7:29 pm

Show me a Muslim [individual - not country] that didn’t have some sort of tie to 9/11 or another — emotionally, religiously, idealogically, financially — and I’d say you were a dreamer.
You have my vote for sending the UN to Switzerland or the moon. F*ck em. Keep our $billions here to support the war effort and develop more oil/alternative energy sources like coal into oil. Obviously, our ‘aid’ hasn’t made us any friends, particularly the Soviets or China, and especially not in the middle east.

Al Jay Z on September 21, 2006 at 5:38 pm

Ditto, Debbie! LOL! Lovin’ the member only jacket. What a nancy!

PhilEBinson on July 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm

For the zillionth time, Iran did not have anything to do with the attacks of 9/11. Casting a blanket accusation against all middle eastern people is inexcusable racism, which, unfortunately, seems to be alive and well in the west (as indeed it is elsewhere as well).
And Ahmadinejad is demonstrably less violent than Bush, who has attacked two countries which did not attack the U.S., and is now threatening to attack a third.
That said, I think the man (Ahmadinejad) is a troll, a stooge who does the bidding of his bosses, the corrupt and repressive Mullahs, headed by by their Grand Poobah, the Ayatollah Khameini.

dedwardloftin on June 9, 2008 at 10:12 pm

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