August 18, 2005, - 11:38 am

Barry Manilow, ICE’s Abu Moskowitz Announce New Lines

By Debbie Schlussel
Barry Manilow has announced a new line of jewelry, called “M”. The cheesy line, available on his website, features assorted rings, crystal earrings, etc. No word on whether they are meant for women . . . or men.
Speaking of pinky rings . . .
In related news, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge, Brian Moskowitz a/k/a Abu Moskowitz, was celebrating the bit of press his agency got for stopping a prison guard from smuggling Chinese illegals across the Ambassador Bridge into Detroit from Windsor, Canada. The story might not be true, though, since it’s written by Abu Moskowitz crony and Detroit News Fabricator Extraordinaire David Shepardson (who makes up stories out of whole-cloth, Jayson-Blair style).
Why is it always the Chinese and Latinos, and NEVER, Muslims and Arabs–many of whom are in Detroit illegally–in the heart of Islamic America?
Maybe it has something to do with Moskowitz’s new clothing line for Lilliputian “former” terrorists/FBI award revokees/marriage fraud perpetrators. Check out this supermodel who has signed on for the fashion campaign:

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“Former” PFLP terrorist/FBI Award revokee/Abu Moskowitz buddy Imad Hamad models the “Hamadafat.”

(Hamadafat artwork courtesy of the creative Preston Taylor Holmes owner/operator of my favorite blog, Six Meat Buffet.)

My apologies to Barry Manilow if I offended him in any way for putting him in the same blogpost as Abu Moskowitz.

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6 Responses

Debbie,
Yesssssssssssssssss. ‘Bout time someone started in on the “Feebs”.
What a sign of the times: the left is the “establishment”…there was a time (correct me if I am wrong and only remembering the TimeWarner version of history) when the children of Aquarius were all about disbanding the FBI, the CIA, ATF – you name it, all in the name of bringing peace and trust and harmony to the people, man, yeah!
Well, that which they hated, they have become. It is, in fact, the only thing that happens to those that truly hate; they end up embodying the very essence and alleged mannerisms of those whom they hated.
Life, it seems, is not without its sense of irony, Neo.

JohnMcLaughlin on August 18, 2005 at 2:59 pm

Tell Hamad I want my damn table cloth back. I’m having a backyard BBQ tonight and want my cedar table to retain its Martha Stewart Seal of Approval.

Yiddish Steel on August 18, 2005 at 3:11 pm

Thanks to these schmucks, Shapiro Bros. cancelled
BRUCE LEE & THE PURPLE GANG VS. AL QUEDA.

jaywilton on August 18, 2005 at 4:35 pm

I’m too sexy for my Ghutra, so sexy it hurts!!

Uncle Tim on August 18, 2005 at 5:04 pm

Again, I’m blushing. To be mentioned in the same breath as Manilow!

Preston Taylor Holmes on August 18, 2005 at 9:56 pm

Hello. I think the article is really interesting. I am even interested in reading more. How soon will you update your blog?

KonstantinMiller on July 6, 2009 at 9:40 pm

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