August 18, 2005, - 11:38 am
By Debbie Schlussel
Barry Manilow has announced a new line of jewelry, called “M”. The cheesy line, available on his website, features assorted rings, crystal earrings, etc. No word on whether they are meant for women . . . or men.
Speaking of pinky rings . . .
In related news, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Special Agent in Charge, Brian Moskowitz a/k/a Abu Moskowitz, was celebrating the bit of press his agency got for stopping a prison guard from smuggling Chinese illegals across the Ambassador Bridge into Detroit from Windsor, Canada. The story might not be true, though, since it’s written by Abu Moskowitz crony and Detroit News Fabricator Extraordinaire David Shepardson (who makes up stories out of whole-cloth, Jayson-Blair style).
Why is it always the Chinese and Latinos, and NEVER, Muslims and Arabs–many of whom are in Detroit illegally–in the heart of Islamic America?
Maybe it has something to do with Moskowitz’s new clothing line for Lilliputian “former” terrorists/FBI award revokees/marriage fraud perpetrators. Check out this supermodel who has signed on for the fashion campaign:
My apologies to Barry Manilow if I offended him in any way for putting him in the same blogpost as Abu Moskowitz.
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