November 17, 2006, - 2:23 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
We’ve heard rumors that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chieftess, Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess,” is on the chopping block. But if she doesn’t go–of her own volition after having her expected baby or by forced “resignation”–she’s sitting in the catbird seat. If the Democrats fall for her and Bush’s scam of claiming that her unworthy recess appointment lasts until 2009, and not December of this year, she’ll have an easy ride. Why?
Well, do the three names, Sheila Jackson Lee, mean anything to you? She’s the nutcase Congresswoman from Texas we’ve had a lot of fun with ever since her election to Congress. Unfortunately, the fun for us may end soon, with her likely chairmanship of the House Immigration Subcommittee, today’s Wall Street Journal “Washington Wire” reports.
Although California Rep. Zoe Lofgren is expected to challenge her, Jackson Lee is in line for the job and will likely get it. Otherwise cries of racism will abound, and Nancy Facelift Pelosi doesn’t want that.
Since Jackson Lee is clueless in her extremism, expect The ICE Princess to get away with the cornucopia of incompetence she’s displayed thus far, and much, much more.
In case you forgot, Jackson Lee is the one who asked whether the Mars Pathfinder would be able to get a picture of the flag the astronauts planted there. Yup, she actually thought that Neil Armstrong landed on Mars, not the Moon. And don’t forget her other utterances of absurdity. A Black woman, she once complained that the names of hurricanes were “too lily White.” One Hurricane LaToya, comin’ right up.
And Jackson Lee is a fan of HAMAS-front group CAIR, always taking up the Islamist cause. Picking up Muslim illegal aliens will now be as out in the rest of the U.S. as it is in Michigan under Abu Moskowitz.
Don’t expect Sheila Jackson Lee to call The ICE Princess to the carpet on anything. Instead, she’ll probably ask her: Girlfriend, why isn’t a lily White chick like you doing anything about the illegal aliens on Mars? We’re sure Myers, the ultimate BSer, will tell her about all the great things that ICE agents have achieved, under “her” leadership on Mars.
Very clueless. Our country is doomed.
LoneStarTimes has a Sheila Jackson Lee photo gallery that is worth a look.
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