December 27, 2006, - 8:53 am

Sexing it up on a Prez’s Deathbed: Tom Brokaw “Hiltonizes” Ford Sons

By Debbie Schlussel
In the marathon coverage of the death of President Ford, the most absurd, inappropriate, and inane comment comes to us from Tom Brokaw, this morning, on NBC’s “Today” show.
Last night, he graced us with his pro-illegal alien “news” special. This morning, he tried to Paris Hiltonize the Ford sons:

You had teenage boys bringing dates back to the White House . . . and maybe even up to the Lincoln Bedroom on occasion.

Huh? A President just died, and now–three decades-plus later, Tom Broke-jaw is trying to make them look like Paris Hilton sluts in the White House. Their father died, and Brokaw is surmising about their sex lives?! And, even if it were appropriate (it isn’t), based on what information is he saying these inane things? Puh-leeze. Bringing dates to the Lincoln Bedroom? Wasn’t that Bill Clinton’s hobby?
Do They Look Like the Hilton Family To You? . . .

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The Ford Family

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Porn Star/Professional Skank Paris Hilton

And Brokaw is entirely inaccurate on his information, too. Gerald Ford served as President from August 9, 1974 through January of 1977. At the start of their father’s presidency, Michael Ford was 24, John Ford was 22, and Steven Ford was 18. Teenagers? Just Steve, and he was a full-fledged adult. Tom Brokaw . . . you’re getting old and irrelevant.
Steve Ford became a full-time rodeo champ and cowboy and then an actor, with long stints on “The Young and The Restless” soap opera and many other TV shows (including “Baywatch”) and films. He gets special admiration from me for facing down Hezbollah-supporting Republican Congressman Darrell Issa, when both Ford and Issa were organizers of the Republican National Convention in San Diego, where Steve Ford now lives.
More on Steve Ford.
Shame on Tom Brokaw. Rigor mortis has barely set in, and he’s surmising on the sex lives of Ford “teenagers” who were mostly in their 20s.

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5 Responses

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Tom “Brokeback” and, frankly, the silence has been most golden. It figures that when he rears his ugly head to the public, he comes out with more PC bullshit to force-feed to the masses of braindead treehuggers. I watched part of the documentary on illegals and, having been a 25 year veteran of both the Border Patrol and ICE, I found it insulting and, in ususal fashion, misleading as to the true nature of the problem this country faces. It’s not just about jobs people; the ramnifications are far deeper and threatening to the nation’s security. If that’s not bad enough, he attempts to trash the reputation of one of our country’s best Presidents and his family, all of whom have led successful, productive lives. If they did have a little fun, gee Tom, didn’t you or were you already grooming yourself to be the foremost legend in your own mind? It’s a shame that for some, the right of passage into the world of adulthood is perfectly normal yet for others it’s a sin of the highest magnitude. What irritates me is the fact that he can’t even give Ford a chance to repose in peace.
Typical liberal trash…should be flushed down Nancy Pelosi’s personal crapper along with her.

Gunny on December 27, 2006 at 9:59 am

Brokall has ALWAYS been an idiot and his public inaccuracies have often brought comment. But, once the lie is said…..it’s the truth to many even after the proof and apologies are over.

Tonto on December 27, 2006 at 1:26 pm

P.S.: Right on, Gunny!

Tonto on December 27, 2006 at 1:28 pm

Call me clueless, but I think that Paris Hilton is a VERY average (at best) looking woman whose only claim to fame is her family’s money.
… well that and the sex vid she made with her boyfriend.
Face it, she is emblematic of current cultural rot.
~(ƒ)~

Rocketman on December 27, 2006 at 1:36 pm

I see a nipple…..
I’m not complaining, just stating a fact. Yeah she’s a skank and not much to look at and she REALLY needs to eat something, but I see a nipple…..

Stealthkix on December 28, 2006 at 1:44 pm

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