January 8, 2007, - 2:15 pm

Funny Video of the Day: Jihadist Shopping Tour of NYC

By Debbie Schlussel
This is about 2.5 years old, but still very funny. It’s just over a minute long and stars the fictional Marv Kleinman, New York City Deputy Commissioner of Savings. It’s made by liberals, but it’s hilarious. You’ll note the credits at the end include Benjamin Chertoff. No, he’s not related to Michael Chertoff (he says if they’re related, it’s “back in the 18th Century”), but he is the journalist who wrote the Popular Mechanics piece and book debunking the 9/11 conspiracy theories.
The funny–no, sad–thing is that, these days, with the Bloomberg Administration welcoming pan-Islamists into its ranks, this could probably be a real welcome video for the Big Apple. And it actually sort of is. The video was made in response to idiotic New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s announcement he was offering special savings and discounts to protestors and “activists” who came to town during the 2004 Republican National Convention. “How do you say Akuna Matata in your crazy language?”

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“How do you say Akuna Matata in your crazy language?”
“Akuna Matata” in Swahili or in Kenyan, means: “Be Happy” or “Delicious.”
In the “crazy” arabic language it’s close to the arabic pronunciation of:
Akhuna = Our Brother
Mata(ta) = Died
Therefore the complete meaning of the two words is:
Our brother died, we will behead the Infidels and “be happy” in heaven with 72 “delicious” virgins.
You want to piss a arab muslim off? Tell him this:
Kos Ommak.
Kos Ikhtak.
Kos = Pussy
Ommak = Your mother.
Ikhtak = Your sister.
The loony lefty “Daily Kos” blog, if you’re familiar with it, means “Daily Pussy.”
I guess that’s why it’s loony. It sees everything upside down.
The clip was funny. That’s how I saw it:
These liberals live in another world, they think that islamic terrorism is the Republicans’/Conservatives’ problem.
That’s why the muslim terrorists love the Liberals and the Democratic Party because the Lefties are imbeciles, delusional, they can’t see reality, not even after September 11, 2001.
And now that Nancy Patricia D’Alesandro Pelosi (I’m sure the Italians scrapped that name from their books by now) is the new Liberal Maid of the House, we can only hope and pray that Obama Binraka Laiden and his terrorist cells in America and around the world will be busy during these 2 years and more planting and smoking Cannabis and screwing goats in the caves of Afghanistan and the mosques of Dearbornistan and Hamtramckistan.

Independent Conservative on January 8, 2007 at 4:30 pm

I think you’re catching up to EminemsRevenge on the scale of incoherence.

Dan on January 9, 2007 at 1:13 am

That was a great vid.
Want to see another vid that shows the intelligence of the muzlum mind at work? Check out how Blitzed and his relatives move cargo around Baghdad.

Thee_Bruno on January 9, 2007 at 9:28 am

Other ways to piss off Arabs …
Qubbul Teezy = Kiss my ass.
Ukhtuk heeya sharmoota ‘ala al-shuwareia = Your sister’s a street whore.
Or my personal favorite, ijlis ‘ala tha’aban haywa’ee = Sit on a live snake.

ComicTragedy on January 10, 2007 at 6:38 pm

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