January 8, 2007, - 5:10 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
**** UPDATED: No, this isn’t a joke. Oprah had on her buddy, doctor Mehmet Oz, and these were the questions. ****
Today on Oprah, this was the first topic of discussion:
Oprah, I can’t get my poop to come out in the shape of an “S”. How do you get your poop to come out in the shape of an “S”? Oprah, Please Help!
Other scintillating, high-brow questions were about why Oprah and Stedman’s poop sometimes smells bad.
That’s where HRHSBotU (Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe) Oprah and I differ. She thinks her “poop” don’t stink. And I think it’s pretty smelly, all the time, including the verbal poop excreted on her daily talk show and in her magazine.
Tags: Debbie Schlussel, Mehmet Oz