January 16, 2007, - 3:46 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
I have to disagree with those who think that the most controversial moment from last night’s “Golden Globes” awards show telecast was Sacha Baron Cohen’s turn at the mic, when he described the testicles of his co-star. That was gross.
But far worse was the award for Best Motion Picture-Drama: “Babel,” starring Mr. Skankelina, Brad Pitt.
Those who read my movie reviews know that this movie is anti-American, pro-illegal alien, and pan-Islamist. It’s among my picks for worst movies of 2006 (my belated list coming soon). Read my review.
The Debbie’s Notes version of this movie:
1) Americans are selfish, mean, spoiled, self-absorbed, incompetent, and treat others horribly when they’re on vacation.
2) Illegal aliens are hard-working, loyal maids and housekeepeers who raise Americans’ kids for them. They are better than the Americans and deserve to live and work here illegally. Unfortunately, the evil Border Patrol and wicked Immigration and Customs Enforcement Detention and Removal Operations treat them like dirt. Then, the rich, spoiled, self-absorbed Americans fire them.
3) Muslims in North Africa are pleasant, kind, doting Arabs who love Americans, just want peace, and will go out of their way to help evil, spoiled, selfish Americans and save their lives. These Muslims are also unfairly targeted and accused by the U.S. and tourists as terrorists, when it’s simply false.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST:
4) Japanese deaf girls whose mothers commit suicide are big sluts who walk around with no underpants and flash their naked crotches at anyone and everyone.
Yup, this was the award for Best Dramatic Film. Nothing Golden nor truthful about the Globe in this movie.
And don’t forget the response of creepy, far-left “Babel” director,
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, when he accepted his award:
Governor [Schwarzenegger}, I have my [immigration] papers, I swear.
If only you didn’t, Senor Inarritu. If only you didn’t.
The pretentious Sacha Baron Cohen winning the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy? Well, you already know what I think of that: “Borat: The Joke’s on You, America.”
Tags: actor, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, America, Babel, Brad Pitt, director, Golden Globe, Golden Globes, Governor, maids, North Africa, Sacha Baron Cohen, Skankelina, the Golden Globe, The Joke's on You, United States