January 19, 2007, - 4:13 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Earlier this week, President Bush nominated John Wood for the position of U.S. Attorney in Kansas City. Wood a/k/a “Mr. ICE Princess,” the husband of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Chieftess Julie L. Myers a/k/a “The ICE Princess.”
Wood was previously Chief of Staff to Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff a/k/a “Mr. Burns.” Don’t these two EVER get off the public dole? You’ve heard of welfare. Meet Mr. & Mrs. Cronyfare.
If Wood is confirmed, and he probably will be, he will be living in Kansas City. He and Myers are the parents of a new baby.
Since Myers is supposed to be working a long workday to head up enforcement of our nations immigration laws, we wonder who will be raising the baby.
Hmmm . . . father of the baby halfway across the country. Mother of the baby pretending to work long hours pretending to enforce immigration laws. Something (and someone) will suffer. And it ain’t Mr. & Mrs. ICE Princess.
It’ll be the kid and anyone who thinks we should actually enforce immigration laws. More like both. Look for that kid to be raised by a nanny. And look for our immigration laws to be enforced even less.
We’re hoping the Democrats finally grill and discard this incompetent. “Kansas City Here I Come” should be the theme song for the whole ICE Princess family.
In other ICE Princess family crony news, her uncle, retired General Richard Myers–who’s helped her get this and a lot of other jobs–was appointed to a silly new “External Advisory Board” by CIA Director Michael Hayden.
We call it silly because Hayden also picked one of the biggest failures in CEO-dom, Carly Fiorina. She was ousted as CEO of Hewlett-Packard after her recommended merger with Compaq was a huge flop. But she got $21 million in a nice golden parachute to go with the ouster. Please keep her away from the CIA.
Look for him to try to get The ICE Princess a job with the CIA, too. Nepotism is great. Especially when you’re related.
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